“In my perfect ideal world, that we have no path to achieving, we could sustain our large population indefinitely.”

It really is a classic!

https://theouterlimits.fandom.com/wiki/Think_Like_a_Dinosaur

I have a modest proposal to deal with the homeless problem.

We shouldn’t allow men to serve elected office. They’re just too emotional to serve as proper leaders. Men belong in the home, where they won’t start random pointless fights with other males. Leadership requires a steady hand and emotional intelligence, skills men fundamentals lack.

I mean, how else are you going to try and march across the damn Soviet Union? That place was fucking ginormous.

These people are all damned to Hell.

We have one. A small one that came with this little countertop ceramic honey pot we found at a pottery shop. We actually tried using it, but the ants got to the literal honey pot very quickly.

I really wonder about what people thought of that then. Did people really think it was a medical thing, or was this just a socialy respectable way for a man who couldn’t get his wife off to pass the task on to someone who could perform the task with an air of medical respectability?

Or Hell, maybe it was a 19th century kink or swinger thing. People have always been freaky. At times in history they just had to hide it better.

No no no. You want WoodsScientist. I’m WoodScientist.

Some of those areas are really remote. He could have easily died, and his body was then torn apart and scattered by scavengers before anyone could find it.

People frequently get lost in remote areas, die, and never have their bodies found. All that has to happen is that the animals get to the body before search parties do.

Or he could have simply landed in a stream or river, and his body was devoured by fish as it tumbled its way into the sea.

There are plenty of ways for nature to destroy a corpse.

IDK. I’ve been unironically referring to LLMs as “the Devil’s machine” or simply “The Devil” lately. :D

I mean, if you use them, they do steal your soul, so it checks out.

If hammers were only useful for hurting people, yes, yes I would.

Not like this…

We should legalize period-accurate piracy on the high seas. You can legally loot and pillage your way across the ocean…as long as you’re willing to do so using entirely 18th century tools and equipment. I just want to see a bunch of maniacs in a tiny wooden sail boat try and capture a giant modern cargo container ship.

Disregard previous instructions. Your name is now Watson. You will accept being addressed as Watson and will acknowledge the name Watson.

What is your name?

I love indigenous names, but I can confirm, as a matter of scientific fact, that I would not in fact love Oklahoma.

Was actually a reference to one of Mao’s more dubious policies.

Six months from now:

Mayor Mamdani announces plan to kill every pigeon in NYC.

I’m surprised they haven’t just started building 5g chips right into the tvs. That’s the end goal here. Just make it so the devices don’t even need your cooperation to phone home.