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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • python@lemmy.world
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    Hell yeah, I’m on the side of the normal people for once.
    Stacking your coins like that (and holding them in order in your pocket/hand) would warm the coins up because you touched them, and there’s nothing worse than warm coins.

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      I have always hated warm coins, but I didn’t realize it until now. Your comment gave me a plain toast-flavored eureka moment; thank you.

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    Coins? Ewwwww

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      Can you smell it too?

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    Or people who want to pay in cash with exact change? Easier to grab if it’s order

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      lol

      That’s the same group of people, my friend.

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    I really need to get tested…

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Positive

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    For the love of god please do not diagnose yourself as being “neurospicy” based solely on if you like stacking coins by size 😭🙏

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Why not?

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        It’s not a good sole indicator. People tend to like stacking things in satisfying ways regardless of their neurochemistry.

        • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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          How so?

          • Taleya@aussie.zone
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            Please clarify the part of my comment you are having issues with

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              The fact that this is a shitposting community, probably

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                Shitposting is serious for some. The fact that its not supposed to be and some take it too serious is yet another way this community entertains me.

            • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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              How is neurochemistry related to stacking things ?

              • Taleya@aussie.zone
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                It’s not. I was very clear on that.

                You do realise you’re trying to do a bit with someone who is literally autistic, right? Even when i realise you’re fucking with me i still won’t care. There is no victory here for you, just public record of your own idiocy

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                  I’m rockin the tisms myself and find your angst in a shitposting thread to be humorous. The people who get offended here are the funniest part of it.

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                  Thank god

              • macniel@feddit.org
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                Well, ask the gentleman club of putting things on top of other things. They can explain a thing or two.

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        I guess because he wants to be especially special. Catering to ones inner child is just that.

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          Who

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      There’s a manhole near me that periodically gets used, and the cover is always put back in a different wrong orientation. I’m sure they don’t to bug people.

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        I’d definitely do it to annoy people.

        Like, it’s so fickle but it certainly boils people’s piss

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      Thanks, I hate it.

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    What do you mean normal people? Everyone does the stacking thing… don’t they?

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      It has been several years since I last handled coins of my local currency. How am I supposed to know if my neurons are spicy?

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        You need to try it with bitcoins. That’s what modern people like you do.

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      I once knew a guy who didn’t put his coins in order. You know the trivia that average person swallows 8 spiders per year? It was this guy. He would sit at home and eat spiders all the time. Just spoonful after spoonful of spiders for every meal. 60 billion spiders each year. That’s were this statistics comes from. No idea if the coin thing was related. Completely normal guy otherwise.

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        You knew Spiders Georg? I heard he has a really silky voice.

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          Amazing. His rendition of Crawling? Chills. Every. Time.

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        It’s these nuggets of absurdism that get me through the week. Thank you

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        The spider thing was a hoax. I do love the idea that its an outlier driven statistic though. Like average net worth.

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          Yeah, a hoax made up by Big Fly to have us humans kill all the spiders out of fear, serving the flies interests. But no more!

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            As someone who relatively frequently stresses out over the absence of pollinators in their area, I wish it were benefitting big fly. As it stands, it benefits only big roach.

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          I lost contact with him when I moved to another country so I don’t know if it’s still true but it was definitely true between 2008 and 2015. No idea when he started doing it. He did mention something about it ‘being his turn’ so it’s possible other people did it before him as well.

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      90% of ADHD and similar memes are just describing human condition.

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        Autism is when you [common behavior]

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        Except there is an inherent difference between “This feels nice” vs “I have to do this or else I won’t be able to sleep tonight”

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          Yes, and the vast majority of these memes referenced fall into the former category and not the latter. Obsession and compulsion over concepts like ordering can be a clinical symptom; preferring order is a pretty basic human condition.

          This is why posts on brainrot platforms like TikTok have so many people believing that they’re neurodivergent for having preferences when they’re confusing having preferences for conditions that cause immense psychological anguish and dysfunction.

          It’s like the classic situation where someone says “yeah I’m pretty OCD when it comes to _” when they have NO FUCKING CLUE what it’s actually like to live with such a disorder that impacts every aspect of your life in a quite debilitating way.

        • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Like peeing?

          /Sorry

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      Yes, and it’s objectively better.

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      Its like this toy but with coins

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        When you have 3 of these you become a computer scientist

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          Oh no the tower of hanoi recursive madness 💀

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      Yes. Not compulsory through. A lot of people on the internet confuse doing random things because you’re bored with being mentally disabled.

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    Yea but, do you organize them by feel alone in your pockets then hold them in the curl of your fingers?!

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      I organize them by flavor

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        You’re in your own group.

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          n…yyes they are.

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      I stopped because I realized normal people don’t walk around with thier fist clenched in thier pockets.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Oh shit… They don’t?

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    I’m sick of the word “spicy” referring to anything but food.

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      That’s a spicy opinion right there.

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        That is a spicy reply right there.

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          That’s a spicy meatball right there points to dinner

          Seems I’m not very good at making Mac & Cheese…

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            I put chopped up hot dogs or ham in Mac and cheese so spicy meatballs sounds like a solid choice.

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              I was only trying to heat it up readymade, I have no idea where the meatball came from 🤷🏻

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      That’s because you’re chopped. Stop uncmaxxing

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        In this age of rapid slang development, corruption, and disposal, I do not envy future historians

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          We doon already the same thinge now with speche of the middel age, it is no greet thing

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            This made me sad.

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              I’m sorry. I’m not actually able to do it right so I used a translator toy that got posted earlier

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        Me uncmogging on sigmas when their cortisol spikes

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      That’s how I feel about “slop”.

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    Coins #2 and 3 are too large and need to be moved farther down and now I can’t unsee that.

    But you know what’s WORSE?

    Mismatched book spines.

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      To my biggest fans who buy the books as they come out:

      Fuck. You.

      Sincerely, your favourite author, hugs and kisses.

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        The author doesn’t have any say in how the cover looks at all. The publisher decides that

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          Depends. The modern genius Chuck Tingle has apparently gone out of his way to replace an image of a ‘lesbian skeleton’ that might’ve been AI-generated with another stock image of a skeleton.

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          He did have a say in what he’ll be remembered for long after everyone had already fell in love with his work ☕

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            I heard that Neil isn’t a great person recently but haven’t really looked into it. What’d he do?

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              Assaulted a woman, paid her hush money, let a lot of people call him the Only Good Man™. More accusations have come out but the nanny is the only one he saw a court room for.

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                Which, unless I’m behind, resulted in a procedural dismissal and the judge said to go have a trial where it happened.

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                  Which means I guess you can do anything to anyone if they’re a non-citizen and you move to America directly afterward. Yep, that is up to current date

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      This and when cd collectors don’t organize their collection alphabetically by artist, then order of album release.

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        No. Worst are digit catalogs that don’t allow for renaming or reordering. Why can’t I fix how broken they are!?

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    My teachers and principal thought I was retarded in second grade

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      Me too, they gave me an IQ test to make sure I’m retarded but ended up proving he opposite.

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      Was you?

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        Am is.

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          You are what you is!

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    My mechanic’s uncle called me neurospicy because my favorite TV show is “it’s always smelly in smegmadelphia”. I told him I like spicy food and I do have neurons so he was right.

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    I’m retarded?

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      Is that… Captain Jonathan Archer?

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        Quantum Leap is next in your queue.

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          I see that there’s an older version and a more recent remake (that may or may not have been cancelled). Guessing that young actor is in the original. Any comments on that?

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            I actually haven’t seen the remake/continuation (though I hear it was good and cancelled too soon), but the original with Scott Bakula was a great sci-fi series with a full run. It’s episodic, as all TV was then, so beyond the first and last episodes you can really watch them in any order. I believe the clip is from one of the first few episodes though.

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              Yeah, I’ll check it out, premise sounds interesting.

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    Got to say, I always liked ‘mad!’

    “Good lord, man! Have you gone mad??”

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    I do happen to have a stack like the right one on my desk…

    It bothers me that a 0.5€ coin is larger than a 1€ coin, 0.05€ is a larger coin than 0.1€, absolute madness.

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