• Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.world
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    Even the Holy Spirit makes an appearance, you know shit’s about to get real when the Magic Bird shows up.

    After this photo, Jesus pulled out a knife and immediately began collecting foreskins from screaming students, He hates those!

    Foreskins, not the students. He loves every one of them. That’s why they must burn in Hell forever

  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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    Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happened. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    Jesus didn’t see no rape! Vote R! LOL… As LOL as rape is, maybe not LOL? Maybe find someone trustworthy and vote for that person…oh I forgot, we can’t vote for president. The electoral college does that. We just provide a mere suggestion. Let’s suggest someone pronto.

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    I have heard of supply-side Jesus, is this another new form of him? Fascist Jesus - He promoted hate and division and blaming acts on people who had nothing to do with it.

    All hail Fascist Jesus and don’t forget to subscribe to the Anti-Woke Jesus Network for only $19.99 a month to ensure your soul is ready to purge your fellow Americans.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    I might care, if he were real. Or like, y’know, alive. As it stands, I’m not worried.

    Besides, I think Jesus would want to deal with the Pedophiles before he goes after those who want to impose the evils of health care upon America.

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    10 hours ago

    A significant part of Jesus’ teachings is “don’t claim to speak on behalf of God”. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.

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    Wasn’t the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.

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    No he’s not angry with the liberals for killing Charlie (because an far right kid did that), he is angry because they didn’t morn his death.