NO SOUP FOR YOU! NEXT!

“These paws uphold the laws!”

-Terrifying, sentient, talking dog creature with unlimited budget, advanced technology, and a relentless determination to obey the commands of his master

You realize the amount of water is constant, right?

*Beanz

People named Otto:

Also, “Be about a spoon’s worth in everyone’s brain”

Everyone thought he was dishing out sage martial arts wisdom that they didn’t quite understand, but Bruce Lee was constantly trying to discuss the looming threat of microplastics. Truly ahead of his time.

Note to self: check this out when you’re not on mobile

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Came here to say this. Major editorializing by the OP, unless there’s another source they chose not to share.

You’re out of your element, fleshoid.

Doom 2

It’s true. Should be required watching for parents.

Insertion: stick it on the end O(1)

Retrieval: BOGO sort your list and return the first item. It’s O(1) in the best case.

Checkmate, nerds!

Is this not a pc game? I have an index and I wanna learn how to drive a tractor…

Are your clients using port 8444 for https? 443 is the standard

I can??

If AI was reliable, maybe. MAYBE. But guess what? It turns out that “advanced autocomplete” does a shitty job of most things, and I bet false positives will be numerous.

I got auto-banned after commenting on a reddit post because the bot searched my entire post history and found I had commented on NSFW threads in the past! The extra fun part was that I really hadn’t. The NSFW threads were from subs that had turned that flag on for all posts out of protest for Reddit’s closed API debacle. In short, exactly as you describe. Intending to quash the revolution.

Fascinating proposal, professor. Thankfully I can adjust my equations quite easily:

2 ≥ 2

I don’t trust the liberal science agenda so I did my own research. Using some back-of-the-napkin math and my telescope, I’m now blind from looking at the sun through a telescope. This is being transcribed by my trad wife. My results:

2 > 1

This one checks out, folks.