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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world
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    Real units please.

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      He’s very tall and she’s pretty short, both with regards to average for their gender.

      Tap for spoiler

      6’5" is about 1.95m 5’2" is about 1.52m

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        You know, I have always used feet to measure height, but somehow seeing the difference in meters is significantly more eye opening as to just how insanely different those heights are.

        Edit: Although I think you might have meant 1.57 for 5’2" 😅

        • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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          Metres

          A meter measures something, a metre is a unit of measurement.

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            Actually they represent the same distance, the different spellings are just regional. See center vs centre.

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            Isn’t the metremeter the thing that measures stuff?

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      Okay, he was 6’5" and she was 5’2".

      • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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        He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          1 hour ago

          *sk8r boi

    • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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      These are real units.
      One is 6 minutes, 5 seconds and the other is 5 minutes, 2 seconds.

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      They’re both about 0 AU, so I don’t really see the problem.

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      The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.

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        god i hate the metric system. how much is that in hours?

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          Depends how big the circle is, one hour is 15 degrees, but we can’t convert degrees to length without the radius.

          • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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            13 hours ago

            Maybe they want light hours.

            • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              12 hours ago

              Or in better American heavy hours.

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          14 hours ago

          I can give it to you in c*h if you want…

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        Too real.

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      9 hours ago

      he was 1/5th taller

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      13 hours ago

      He is 19.5 hands tall. She is 15.5 hands tall.

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        I’d say he’s about 0.0864 of a brontosaurus.

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      She was as tall as a 7 year old Norwegian pine sapling exposed to ideal soil and water conditions and he was as tall as a female giraffe’s asshole.

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      About 192cm vs 155cm

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      1/46 and 1/58 of an american football field?

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      Use your superior education that you got in your non-US country and do the math. Yeah the units are stupid and Americans are uneducated. But we can at least do the conversions.

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        I’ve gone on this tirade plenty of times, but inches aren’t stupid. 12 inches to a foot makes a lot of sense for problems we’ve had to solve for millennia, because it’s 3 times a power of two. For things like woodoworking it actually makes more sense than the metric system.

        “But 10 deciliters in a liter” Using a tape measure, mark out 1/3rd of the thickness of a standard 19mm sheet of plywood. I’ll be over here doing the same with 3/4" plywood by marking at 1/4".

        Maybe we shouldn’t be selling Europe any weapons that work.

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        But we can at least do the conversions.

        And he usually doesn’t need to, since the civilised word is using metric system.

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      She was 8 bananas, he was 10.

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      I can’t count past ten either. Little help!

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      Google it

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