unreachable.cloud
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Mafs

lemmy.world

message-square
77
fedilink
1.05K

Mafs

lemmy.world

gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
message-square
77
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    20 hours ago

    Is there an R/leaves on this platform?

    • piranhaconda@mander.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      edit-2
      19 hours ago

      Not that I’ve seen. There’s stopdrinking with a daily check in post, but not a ton of activity outside of that.

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    17 hours ago

    How do you celebrate 4/20? Are there other fractions to celebrate?

    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      17 hours ago

      2/10 and 7/10 are great celebrations too

  • Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    1 day ago

    Hmm. Does that mean 2/10, 3/15, 5/25, and 6/30 are also viable?

    • Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      15 hours ago

      Yes

  • mech@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    1 day ago

    I’m European so I celebrate it every day at 5.

    • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      1 day ago

      Lucky, I live in Europe and prefer not to have the state attempt to destroy my life because I took a toke.

  • Noturbuddy@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    1 day ago

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    2 days ago

    Guys I know of a magic trick.

    Multiply your date of birth by 4 and add 815162342 to your social security number and publish it.

    Make sure to sign off on the comment with your legal name in the wingdings font.

    • Siethron@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      12 hours ago

      How do you multiply your date of birth by 4?

      • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        8 hours ago

        Easy, I was born on 七八七六年十六月八十号

        Year 7876 Month 16 Day 80 (it sounds more natural in Chinese tho)

        (aka: 4/20/69)¹

        ¹No I wasn’t actually born in '69 xD, but that would the coolest DoB ever

  • alekwithak@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    112
    ·
    2 days ago

    Were you too high yesterday to post this on the appropriate day?

    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      67
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      They had to get the film developed & digitized.

      Fuck, I’m old.

    • Oxysis/Oxy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      36
      ·
      2 days ago

      Yes, next question

      • Agrivar@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        10
        arrow-down
        5
        ·
        2 days ago

        How many nose piercings are considered “too many?”

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          15
          ·
          2 days ago

          If they impede your breathing you’ve definitely gone too far. Until then to your taste

          • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            14
            ·
            2 days ago

            You shouldn’t be able to taste them

            • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              5
              ·
              2 days ago

              Short tongue? 👅

              • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                2 days ago

                No, this so why you have friends

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          11
          ·
          2 days ago

          Seventy-five.

          • CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            7
            ·
            edit-2
            2 days ago

            Oh good, I still have room for more! For a while I was caught up to my age and got a new one every year to celebrate, but then I got old and took a bunch of the more irritating ones out.

            Edit: oops, it says nose. Missed that. Disregard.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          8
          ·
          2 days ago

          the ones that you personally don’t like. piercings and tattoos aren’t about other people.

        • skozzii@lemmy.ca
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          2 days ago

          Yes.

    • ceenote@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      edit-2
      2 days ago

      To be fair, it was the math enjoyer’s 4/20 yesterday. You’ve reached math wizard status when you can turn any day into 4/20.

      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 days ago

        Even the prime number days?

    • blinfabian@feddit.nl
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      arrow-down
      4
      ·
      2 days ago

      1st of may is still a couple of months away…

      • Vespair@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 day ago

        No that’s a different holiday

        https://youtu.be/w1GD_T-3oLU

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        edit-2
        2 days ago

        And you don’t need to make up a holiday for it, it’s already multiple. You can celebrate Labor Day, but if that’s a bit too red for ya it’s also Beltane, but you’re more than welcome to the more secular version of May Day. It’s really just a lovely day to call off work and enjoy the halfway point of spring, ideally in nature with loved ones

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 days ago

      no it’s how high are you sir

      • VonReposti@feddit.dk
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 days ago

        About 185. Why?

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          2 days ago

          Okay well pull the brisket at 203 and then we’ll have ribs

  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    2 days ago

    Celebrating it every day because I have a problem.

  • udon@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    1 day ago

    Yeah, also April 20 is some dude’s birthday that we don’t celebrate

    • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      8 hours ago

      Eh, I feel it’s still appropriate. Guy didn’t like smoking in general, so celebrate by releasing a big ol’ cloud of silly smoke.

    • el_eh_chase@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      20 hours ago

      Also the day Avicii died.

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      19 hours ago

      Asmongold, and Hitler.

    • MrMcGasion@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 day ago

      Andy Serkis? George Takei?

      … oh nevermind, found the one you’re talking about.

      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        edit-2
        21 hours ago

        Napoleon III?

        Edit: oh wait… It was… Someone else. TIL

    • rumba@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 day ago

      Fucking YIKES

      TIL

  • j4yc33@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    42
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 days ago

    First of May is a holiday already too!

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      19
      ·
      2 days ago

      Hooray hooray the first of May, outdoor screwing starts that day.

    • IcyToes@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 days ago

      Beat me to it.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 days ago

      May the first be with you obi-wan

  • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    2 days ago

    I know a couple whose birthdays reduce to the same fraction. They were not as excited by this realization as I was.

    • cdf12345@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      2 days ago

      Feb 10? Idea of March? May 25? June 30?

      • Splanda@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2 days ago

        Mafs

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      edit-2
      2 days ago

      I’ve always hated having a birthday in June, I might actually start celebrating it on 3/7 instead now lmao (I also happen to have the same birthday as trump)

      • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        2 days ago

        I’m sorry for your loss

  • kamen@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    2 days ago

    At least 1st of May is a date that can actually happen.

    • bignate31@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      unfortunately, “4-20” has much more of a ring than “20-of-4”

      also it starts a turf war when you challenge the American date format

      • kamen@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 day ago

        Yeah, but 4:20 originates as a time. The problem happens when you want to put it into a date as well.

        Time is the only exception where I agree that the less specific part can come before the more specific one - just because more often than not one does not make sense without the other.

  • jif@piefed.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    28
    ·
    2 days ago

    I used that logic to celebrate it on December 60th as well.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      2 days ago

      The Christmas season just gets longer and longer every year…

  • Digit@lemmy.wtf
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    Good luck with what you plant outside on 1/5

    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 day ago

      Could be Australian.

  • Aeao@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    edit-2
    2 hours ago

    Cocaine day is 1/11 or 11/11 depending on how many friends you have.

    • kieron115@startrek.website
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      20 hours ago

      Shit, are you telling me i was born on cocaine day?

      • Aeao@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 hours ago

        You’re luck to be alive!

    • Akasazh@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 day ago

      I’ve not done cocaine nor know of it’s culture. Child you explain the joke?

      • Aeao@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        edit-2
        1 day ago

        Is 3 lines or four lines.

        Imagine lines of cocaine on a mirror.

        1/11 is three lines 11/11 is 4 lines.

        • Akasazh@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          edit-2
          1 day ago

          Ty!

          What would be the average number of lines one would do?

          • Aeao@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            1 day ago

            Oh my god I’m so excited I get to use this joke lol. You’ve set me up for a common joke.

            The average number of lines you do is all of them. The correct amount of cocaine is all of the cocaine you have.

            • Akasazh@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              3
              ·
              1 day ago

              I see, thanks for enlightening me and glad to have set up the joke.

              It must smell really nice :p

              • Aeao@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                21 hours ago

                That’s another joke “I just like the smell”

                If you want an educational answer how many lines depend on the person but also the size of the line.

                In a party the person who has the coke sets up some lines, how many and how thick depends on what they are willing to spend on this.

                So if you are taking coke from someone else how much do you do? All that’s offered.

                If you are the one cutting lines how much do you do? The rest.

                How much you use is exactly how much you can afford.

                You can actually tell a lot a persons finances by the line they cut for you. My lines are small compared to someone like Elon musk but huge compared to a lot of people . I’ve had people say “I’ll break this up into two or three lines if you don’t mind”

    • ViscloReader@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 days ago
      1/11
      

      11/1-

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 5.13K users / day
  • 8.64K users / week
  • 14.6K users / month
  • 28.1K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 36.5K subscribers
  • 21.2K Posts
  • 444K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org