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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

I paint houses

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I paint houses

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • TheProtagonist@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Now, that’s true shitposting!

  • BilSabab@lemmy.world
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    That’s the spirit!

  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    That must have tasted absolutely revolting

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      You don’t drink it for the taste, you drink it for the thrust

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        Just for tips or bottoms, too?

        • quantumcrop@lemmy.today
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          Absolutely just the tip, no more, no less.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      you would shit out of both ends.

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        we call that “helicoptering”.

        you shit and vomit at the same time. the force alone makes you dizzy and you autonomically begin to spin, spraying and praying that nobody finds your body in this horrible little hell you created involuntarily after you have died.

        • Billegh@lemmy.world
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          Or “sprinklering” if you’re in the yard at the time.

  • PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world
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    Shits back on the menu boys.

    • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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      Can I get it served on a shingle?

  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    Homie shat his entire self

  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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    Tactical X-lax

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    TFW you shit so hard your cheeks leave the seat momentarily.

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    Thank you for your service 🫡

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    Self made emenea

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      Anemone?

      An enemy?

      An enema?

      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        Enemæ

        • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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          Your username is quite suited for this conversation right here.

      • MrNesser@lemmy.world
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        You try spelling that word at 8am with no coffee

        • kalpol@lemmy.ca
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          The solution is right up there

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    Let’s shit this out onto a tray… Nice, mkay.

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