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minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 hours agowe call that “helicoptering”. you shit and vomit at the same time. the force alone makes you dizzy and you autonomically begin to spin, spraying and praying that nobody finds your body in this horrible little hell you created involuntarily after you have died.
minus-squareBillegh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-28 hours agoOr “sprinklering” if you’re in the yard at the time.
we call that “helicoptering”.
you shit and vomit at the same time. the force alone makes you dizzy and you autonomically begin to spin, spraying and praying that nobody finds your body in this horrible little hell you created involuntarily after you have died.
Or “sprinklering” if you’re in the yard at the time.