My favorite cop jokes:
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how many good cops does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll let you know when good cops change anything.
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The cops are like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your fucking dog.
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Cops be like: You can’t call me a racist! Look, my wife’s eye is black.
They wouldn’t change the bulb, just beat the room for being black.
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1312… ACAB?
That’s every day in my house
This guy bangs so many cops
Bang is apprently cops energy drink of choice.
at once
Married to a cop?
Lolno
If I had a glass of water and a cop was on fire, I’d start drinking though.
Chug that shit
How am I supposed to find a cop to fuck on such short notice?
Call in an ICE tip, at least one responder is absolutely on Grindr and lying
Be black and asleep, they will bust your door at 2 am
Cop RP counts in a pinch
I drive by a huge police station in my (relatively) small town ever day. I make sure to yell fuck the police every time i drive by.
Narrator: his body was never found.
I mean, most of the time my radio is on and my windows are up so…
It’s also Dick Van Dykes 100th birthday today!
Is it Smarch 12 already?
Thanks for the reminder
