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arrow-up1224arrow-down1imagehappy fuck cops day to those who celebratelemmy.uhhoh.comkate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareyesman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoMy favorite cop jokes: how many good cops does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll let you know when good cops change anything. The cops are like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your fucking dog. Cops be like: You can’t call me a racist! Look, my wife’s eye is black.
minus-squarethermal_shock@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 day agoThey wouldn’t change the bulb, just beat the room for being black.
My favorite cop jokes:
how many good cops does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll let you know when good cops change anything.
The cops are like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your fucking dog.
Cops be like: You can’t call me a racist! Look, my wife’s eye is black.
They wouldn’t change the bulb, just beat the room for being black.