My favorite cop jokes:
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how many good cops does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll let you know when good cops change anything.
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The cops are like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your fucking dog.
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Cops be like: You can’t call me a racist! Look, my wife’s eye is black.
They wouldn’t change the bulb, just beat the room for being black.
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1312… ACAB?
I drive by a huge police station in my (relatively) small town ever day. I make sure to yell fuck the police every time i drive by.
Narrator: his body was never found.
I mean, most of the time my radio is on and my windows are up so…
That’s every day in my house
Married to a cop?
Lolno
If I had a glass of water and a cop was on fire, I’d start drinking though.
Chug that shit
This guy bangs so many cops
at once
Bang is apprently cops energy drink of choice.
How am I supposed to find a cop to fuck on such short notice?
Be black and asleep, they will bust your door at 2 am
Call in an ICE tip, at least one responder is absolutely on Grindr and lying
Cop RP counts in a pinch
It’s also Dick Van Dykes 100th birthday today!
Is it Smarch 12 already?
Thanks for the reminder
