I’m jacked! Jacked to the TITS!
This really smashed my dick with a hydraulic press
Vot de fok!
Holy shit an in the wild Hydraulic Press Channel “Vot De Fok” reference on a random Sunday evening!
This short thread following the OPs shitpost got me good. Thanks for the uncontrollable 60 seconds of laughter!
And then ultimate-goatse my butthole with the jaws of life.
But then the next step absolutely sounded by urethra with Uralmash-15000 deep bore drill.
The final step really rustled my jimmies.
😱
Free top surgery if I read?
Damn, thats a real hot finance tip
HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! 😱😱😱
Omfg this is a song
smoove off
Ow my tits!
Reductress is a hell of a website.
I could not BELIEVE number 7!!
Reference is from the Dirty Harry remake, Dirty Bastard.
Well
What happens if you don’t have tits? Or you do have tits, but are in another room when it’s baking?
1, you’ll grow DDs just so they can blow off. 2, distance is irrelevant, there is no escaping the clickbait cup crumping curse.
