My face just looks like this since I hit 40. Haven’t checked on my balls - beer gut is in the way
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Men will not complain about your stretch marks
on Lemmy probably not openly, on Instagram however…
“I don’t have shit on my shoes, but down in the sewer…”
I don’t care if she has stretch marks. Why would I?
Right. I’ve got stretch marks of my own. Why would I judge hers?
Idk a single man who cares about stretch marks, it’s usually the women who bring it up
I agree, women are savage to each other, men either don’t notice or don’t care mostly. Ofc there are some idiots
I’ve seen and heard both men and women bring up their own stretch marks, but I’ve almost* never seen or heard anyone of any gender bring up someone else’s. And I have stretch marks, and have been seen naked by several people of various genders.
*the one exception I’ve seen is as part of a list of reasons husbands have given for why they find their wives unattractive post pregnancy. And that was maybe twice and in anonymous comments.
I notice but its not bad. Theyre just additional unique features.
To be fair, nobody be they man, woman, or beast, believes that balls are attractive to anybody without a weird testicle kink.
Balls are nice, go home!
I’ve definitely seen some really attractive balls, and I don’t have a testicle kink.
I dunno, I think a lot of male-attracted people enjoy a good pair of balls
I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.
They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for ‘planet’ comes from the greek word for ‘wanderer,’ and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.
So I guess they’re okay. He didn’t want me to touch his ball anyway.
Are you writing The Testicle Monologues? I was captivated, when’s the off-Broadway premiere!
The skin is also on the move apparently. My ex was mesmerized by the wrinkles shifting around in pulses…
I, too, have lost myself in the changing currents of the scrotal expanse.
Well, that was poetic.
Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.
Maybe, many relevant acquaintances have spoken very fondly of my balls, up to and including my wife. But maybe that’s just me.
I’ve seen some pretty attractive balls in my life. It’s just most people with balls are often very crusty.
Oh please, I wish my balls were that smooth.
cute
These some high quality memes you’ve got here tonight, sir. You got a license to distribute these white hot bangers?
I’ll have you know these balls as smooth sa eggs.
TIL my balls are Gelfling.
