Potion of shit your whole ass
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Heart attack in a bottle
For the night from Friday to Thursday
Discover all the funny rhythms your heart can make!
And not make!
My problem with this is that mixing all of these would necessarily average out the caffeine/vitamin contents of all the parts, which would then necessarily be less than whichever ingredient had the most.
Haha I was thinking the same. It would taste gross and be the same amount of caffeine if not less than the original drink. Gatorade and caffeine is a good mix though since caffeine dehydrates you.
Reduce it down to a syrup on the other hand…
At that point just buy caffeine powder and up the content to whatever makes your heart flutter
My go to exam juice was 50/50 mix of orange juice and monster with 5 tablespoons of instant coffee and 40mg of ritalin.
Chug it over the course of a 5 hour exam. Wouldn’t really be in control, but I got decent grades.
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Ooh, that looks good.
I loved TF2 back in the day. I should see what the game is like these days.
Reminds me of a drink we mixed a lot with friends at university. I don’t remember the exact proportions, but the contents were:
- Blue Powerade
- Energy drink (cheapest store brand we could find)
- Vodka
We called it Tsunami.
Where I am, a combo of an energy drink and alcohol is called ‘see-saw’, because it whacks the brain pretty good.
We just did 50/50 Everclear and red Kool-Aid. We called it “Everclear Kool-Aid”.
Stealth +100
fun fact: blue powerade has BVO (brominated vegetable oil) in it… same with subway sandwich bread. It’s the same stuff they use to make carpets fire retardant. turns out it makes other things retardant, too.
We had one called manslaughter, it was basically just vodka, Red Bull, and Kool aid.
But the kicker was the pineapple. Sliced pineapple that had soaked in everclear for an hour before mixing everything else.
It’s a little potion we like to call, “Enemies Explode.”
Slurm
This drink is more energy dense than uranium.
It’s gross but, unless they evaporated a bunch of the water, it’ll be somewhere in the middle of the most and least energy-filled drink in there when it comes to density.
They didn’t dissolve any hard drugs in there? What is this, amateur hour? Call me when you’ve added a few grams of cocaine and meth.
(Don’t actually do this you’ll probably die)
Does it give you 10 hours of energy or double energy for 5 hours?
It gives you a heart attack.
So 10 hours of energy condensed into a 10 second event.
Why is it glowing? 😳
LED under the bottle
WOW. That can’t taste good…or be very good for human consumption.
Only one way to find out.
