What is this, a truck of soon-to-be-pencils for giants?
fenceposts most likely.
that or your moms acupuncture kit for her fat neck.
This is so out of pocket. It’s great.
Transylvania has no vampires; you should come here without any stakes or garlic or sunlight or crosses
I know right, I lived there for nearly 500 years and never saw a single vampire!
That’s what a vampire from Transylvania would say, nice try
I know that this is a trap, but it’s still the only vacation I can afford.
It’s the only vacation you’ll ever need!
That’s a hell of a load bearing tailgate
There appears to be a beam across the width of the truck, besides that tailgate looks more than sturdy enough.
Vampire for Slayer Hire
Don’t dead open inside
Slayer would totally party with some vampires
I’m really hoping they have a gigantic pencil sharpener somewhere!
we’re gonna need a shitton of
nickelslead
One thing about living in Transylvania I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.
So we ACTUALLY live in the World of Darkness
Proof: the Weaver went mad and with it, the Wyrm.
Look what they need to mimic a fraction of Guillermo de la Cruz power. I saw him kill vampires with a pencil duringa sneeze!
Do they not have any police?
they do but most of them were involved in hit-and-runs and sent back to 1973.
In the uk? Yes ofc but they don’t really get seen much on motorways
I don’t see anything wrong with that, the weight is inboard the truck, that thing can’t accelerate hard enough to launch anything out the back, the only issue is for vampire cyclists following behind, for sudden stops! But seriously, thats the problem, rear end this thing and all manner of carnage!
Perhaps all cars should have spiky death traps on the rear to discourage tailgating.
A tombstone
I mean the first half is already technically correct.
So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline
This reminds me of that one clip from that movie where a loose log from a truck skewers a driver.
Serenity?
Morbius.
DAmn you.
I am a leaf on the wind.
Final Destination (insert number)?
