Before we got married: meh, it’s not a deal breaker. After we got married: fuck off
It’s backwards. That says Jana [loves]. The question is who does Jana love?
/s
That sand is gonna be painful.
People romanticize sex on the beach … until they actually try it. You can make it work but fuck me why bother?
Bucket list. Live and learn. Big towel helps.
Same with shower sex.
Everything that should be wet is dry and everything that should be dry is wet. Make it make sense.
You know those kinds of showers where just looking at them makes you feel poor? Those ones can be fun to fuck in if you properly apply the silicone lube.
Not all beaches are sandy
If you never fuck in the sand, you’ll never get vagina pearls.
I feel like that’s a relevant Eleanor Shellstrop (character from “The Good Place”) quote here, but I couldn’t find it in my Internet searching.
You may not like it but this is what peak romance looks like.
The photo has taken Jana from behind.
no, op just flipped the image horizontally
No that’s nonsense, then the beach would be backwards!
No, cause this is sunset, which happens when the sun sets in the west.
West is left, which means this picture was not flipped, just taken from an unintended angle.
FUCKING LOL!
Everyone knows that West is left. And 4 Wests makes a North
West is left
Only when you are facing north. If you are facing south, it is to your right.
I’m assuming your post was missing a “/s”, intentionally or not. But, replying as if your post was not sarcastic.
“Will you do me?”
All this time I thought I was a freak, but I’ve never in my whole life done ANAJ.
Here, have this:
❤️ AИA𐐢
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!
I have a vague memory of that phrase being spelled exactly like that, but I have no idea what the original source is. I think I remember it from a clan name in GunZ online (and a private server at that) from back when that was a thing.
It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru
What’s so funny about
⸮uⱜᧈduƧ ¿nɹɐqnS ⸮ꓴЯꓮꓭꓴƧ ¿ꓵꓤꓯꓭꓵꓢYou’re a bus
