It’s only a battle if they attacks back
Gravity attacks me all the time so I’m always in battle.
There is, in fact, another way: you go to Valhalla if you die while having sex. Your swordsmanship skills will serve you well either way
Does fisting count as combat?
Yesn’t.
Especially when you take the lesbian subclass.
You can also hang yourself from an ash tree!
That sounds like a loophole
y u so mean .,(
Ah yes the myth of glory in battle:
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori.
Cheers, I’ll drink to that!
Flame wars count my brothers
Fuck you Melvin, you Argr
Combat music starts
you cannot rest with enemies nearby
Here’s some combat music for ya.
Valhall Awaits Me - Amon Amarth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Or87hx0R7w
Stop giving Netflix good storyline ideas to ruin.
Sure.
History Channel taking note
Funny thing about the Norse afterlives is that Valhalla wasn’t the only option. It was just Odin’s hall in Asgard. We don’t know what the other options were, or how to earn them but we do know there was more available than dying in battle.
not sure why anyone would want to spend eternity in odin’s place anyways, when the alternative is a meadow owned by the godess of beauty and sex…
like hm, do i want to drink mead with a bunch of macho dudes, or frolick and fuck?
And my Miffy!
Or just ask the smartest man in the
universecentral finite curve to kill you. But don’t hesitate for a second and then “nope out” then get hit by a car and end up in hell.
