The title kind gave it away

There is this Dutch guy that had a mystical carnivalesque performance where he was run through with blades. He died by getting too confidant and swallowed a steel spike.

I’m not a vegan, but I know very happy ones.

Like with most thing it’s the fundamentalists that take things to far. The happy ones don’t bother you not try to proselytize.

I feel you. I was visiting a friend in Phoenix. We drive down to the Hoover dam and Las Vegas, it was very San Andreas.

It was helped by the fact that in Phoenix there was a rock station where Alice Cooper was dj, mirroring KDST with Axl Rose.

When tracks from the GTA play list hit that uncanny valley really kicked in.

Anantidaeterror and grand larsony

anhuge butt plug

Is that a relative of the alot?

Well GTA is supposed to be the parody, though it’s the other way around nowadays

My bet was on porn.

Or a copy of an old Encarta cd-rom

They are not mutually exclusive:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting

IDKFA

I know, I just couldn’t resist the ‘kind of Blue’/‘birth of cool’ joke

Not useful, but kind of cool:

Miles Davis

Can you share a few?

This is the Christmas movie I need

Drums

Sleigh bells FTFY

I’m not a dog person, but it’s take a chance on a rich Chinese individual wanting to adopt it for a good price.

The Royal memester showing his historical mastership

You can install an extension that hides the shorts

The painter was Italian, living in the time where the shroud was acquired by the house of Savoie, who asserted it was the real shroud (after the bishop of Troyes had previously decided that it wasn’t the real thing)

I couldn’t find out who ordered the picture, but I’m sure the artist has seen it and the royals in Savoie would benefit by it’s legitimacy.

I like it how the designers put in lore retroactively. The shroud is from 1345 or there about, but for the merch (reliquary) sellers it was an important value generator.

If you think about it, trade in relics is almost akin to nft peddling.