Hank Hill is a die-hard Republican, fiercely loyal to his grifter of a boss at the propane store. Of course he’s going to advocate for the bland, simple taste of meat cooked by propane. He’s not adventurous and he definitely wouldn’t betray his brand.
So dirty
Charcoal is better than propane. It’s carbon neutral, renewable, and the entire point of grilling is the flavorful carcinogens.
Carbon neutral?
All the carbon in wood came from the atmosphere.
The carbon in petrochemicals came out of the ground, and releasing it into the atmosphere via combustion changes the overall amounts and proportions of gasses in the atmosphere.
I thought it required energy to process wood into charcoal?
To be honest, I’ve never looked into how industrial charcoal is produced. It’s possible some kilns are gas fired. I don’t know.
When it’s done in the traditional manner, the energy comes from the wood itself. You ignite it, cook off the volatiles, then starve it of oxygen.
Not if you have a Wand of Burnination with charges left 🤷
It’s what I told my mother
Evil Hank says, “Taste the heat, not the meat!” as he burns you alive with his propane flamethrower. You can’t burn a man alive with charcoal.
that’s a nice grill man…
I bet you fucking could.
Yes but would be relatively inconvenient. The way they did it in Nigeria would be luxurious in comparison(tire around the neck).
It’s wild. Growing up with gas, I was always on Hank’s side. Now as an adult with a charcoal grill, I just don’t understand. :(
I always assumed that was the joke, he was the absolute advocate for a clearly inferior product.

I never understood either. To me, gas was always about convenience. It’s faster and easier than charcoal, but does it taste better?
You’re supposed to taste the meat not the heat.
Not a chance.
Taste the meat, not the heat!
Imagine how Bobby feels.
I sell Profane and Profane accessories
Evil Hank has a gas hookup in his house, so he does all his cooking indoors. He doesn’t even grill!
I assumed he would use an electric stove indoors. Not even induction.
Probably drives an electric car too.
Might even have energy efficient lightbulbs! 😬








