Lot of people spotting this tree in the exact same position since 2017. Freaking crazy how many people keep finding this tree even hiking in 2025?!

bend over he said
You are a beautiful femboy
show me that boy hole

Goes great with my big ole bowl of Garfield “Oops All Cancer” Cereal.

It’s that or skooma.

He could steal my purity ring any day

Better than shitting someone else’s pants.

Got me, I did want to hug a toilet all night well the room was spinning.

There needs to be more context to this story.

Same, makes me guffaw.

Would be better if she answered “Oh no, I don’t kiss men”

Under new management

Cunalingusius

Don’t wear a hat and keep your ears clean.

Ah that sucks! I got halfway up and my beam started sputtering, letting me go a little, and struggling to pull me up again. An angel flew down to warn me there could only be one person per beam due to weight constraints and realized it was just me.

They slowly lowered me back down, stuttering the whole way. Dropped me the last 5ft, than I heard a booming voice from the sky say “No fatties”.

Yup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.

Just get a monchichi and look hip AND vintage

As someone who works in marketing. We are not ignorant to how people operate and how to get in front of them. Go to the sentence that “Management makes most of the decisions”. We’ll be aiming for the people who actually buy things. Unfortunately in B2B sales that is usually the CEO/CFO/VP who has very little time to read and learn and would rather someone call and explain everything to make a problem go away. Typically they are of an older generation and hate digital media and wouldn’t be caught dead on Reddit.

That said, I always say honestly sells itself. Embellishing the truth or straight up lies will only get you so far and it’s typically short term gains.

Agency’s love scummy marketing tactics. This because it’s good numbers to them and they could give a fuck what it does to the client. They just want them to see that the graph goes up sharply for the first month and than silently bleed them dry as it flattens out and they can push more tricks or services to make graph go up again.

Inhouse teams (like me) can’t shit where they eat, so have a more genuine strategy for the long term. We are vested in the well-being of our company.