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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours ago

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The struggle

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours ago
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  • wabafee@lemmy.world
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    How did he shoot his poop did it just splatter right into the wall? Unless the dude has really elongated ass.

  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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    What a load of shit

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

    They are way more flexible than me.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, I feel like maybe someone that is that flexible might not need a poo stool?

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    You know there’s a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

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    Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

    • dwemthy@lemmy.world
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      There’s even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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        Oatmeal is pig feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won’t touch it.

        Also, I’m not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don’t eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.

        Eat a veggie y’all.

  • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Get a squatty potty people!

    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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      Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

      • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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        4 hours ago

        Or just skip it and go eastern.

        • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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          My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren’t staying any longer than is

        • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          There’s a non zero chance it’d hit my foot. Fuck off.

    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz
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      9 hours ago

      I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        4 hours ago

        “Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10.”

  • Tempus Fugit@midwest.social
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    Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

    • Epzillon@lemmy.world
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      The 4x is where the real suffering is at

    • FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works
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      Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here :(

      • vodka@feddit.org
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        I assume this was the same incorrectly reported news as elsewhere in Europe.

        An big batch of these were missing an EU-compliant warning about the level of spicyness, and was recalled to have a sticker put on to rectify this.

        This was then ofc reported as “noodles too spicy for sale” because that gets more clicks.

      • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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        These are apparently still vanilla on the spicy spectrum for Koreans.

  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    23 hours ago

    So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy’s stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      I always wondered how it got on the ceiling…

      • Senseless@feddit.org
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        Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

        • Booboofinger@lemmy.world
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          If anything it looks like rock solid constipation. Bend down and puuuuuush!

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          I just assumed the crackheads were having a poo ball fight.

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    Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

    Edit: also they have a stool, you’d see the imprint of that, not their feet

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

      I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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        So you’re saying you have a stool stool?

        • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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          Ha, they all showed up when the kids did, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t prop myself up for comfort. If it’s there, I’m going to use it.

    • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world
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      Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn’t mean you’re Squatty Potty-ing.

  • Epzillon@lemmy.world
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    My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.

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  • Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world
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    A victory is a victory.

  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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    21 hours ago

    Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.

  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Come on Ice Cream!

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