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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago

The struggle

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    You know there’s a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

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    Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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      There’s even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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    Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

    • Epzillon@lemmy.world
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      The 4x is where the real suffering is at

    • FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works
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      Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here :(

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        I assume this was the same incorrectly reported news as elsewhere in Europe.

        An big batch of these were missing an EU-compliant warning about the level of spicyness, and was recalled to have a sticker put on to rectify this.

        This was then ofc reported as “noodles too spicy for sale” because that gets more clicks.

      • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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        These are apparently still vanilla on the spicy spectrum for Koreans.

  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Come on Ice Cream!

  • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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    Get a squatty potty people!

    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz
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      I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    17 hours ago

    So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy’s stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      I always wondered how it got on the ceiling…

      • Senseless@feddit.org
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        Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

  • Epzillon@lemmy.world
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    My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.

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    Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

    Edit: also they have a stool, you’d see the imprint of that, not their feet

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      I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

      I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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      Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn’t mean you’re Squatty Potty-ing.

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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    Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.

  • Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world
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    A victory is a victory.

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    Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease

  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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    Ah yes. Feet formed by wearing too narrow shoes for years.

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    The poop stool at the side wasn’t used. I call fake, that person just fell from the toilet and tries to cover up!

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    No. We are not 12yo.

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