Sell my bucket of rusty nails, buy some bacon
Good one. I was stuck on 2 of the onion rings and some dog food.
Only works once, unless you have a lot of rusty nails.
Only THREE chikn nuggies?!
nails nails nails
Worth mentioning that RatX is corn gluten meal and salt, it is harmless to humans.
How does it work to kill rats?
Uh, in a kinda fucked up way ngl:
RatX® coats the lining of a part of the rodent’s lower gut. This coating of the “fine hairs” in the lower gut, called villi, disrupts the messaging system to the rodents brain, causing it to stop drinking water. This leads to dehydration, blood thickening, kidney dysfunction, coma and eventual death. It also leads to a prcoess called “mummification”, which means the body of the diseased rodent will dry out, rather than decompose normally. This means a 95% reduction in smell.
It should be noted that generally the suffering of dehydration is caused by the brain telling you you need to drink water, much like with breathing and eating. All in all it’s a lot more humane than a lot of poisons.
Good to know, honestly was hoping it wasn’t that bad (all things relative). At least it’s not a glue trap 😅
Someone hasn’t seen the price of nails recently…
Or advocado
In Brazil I get a giant fresh avocado por 1us, or 3 of them for 2us.
The best way to afford life in the US is moving to Brazil?!, there’s probably a bunch that have done that within the last couple of years.
They’re a little more than twice that where I’m at in the US ($5/lb for hass, which are about 200g avg; roughly $2.25 ea) which isn’t too bad. Of course in more urban areas I expect the price will inevitably be higher.
What wild mix of units
In the us they are 20 for a dollar or 20 free if you buy other vegetables and fruits
They grow like crazy too so you can always just have a tree similar to lemons
these are clearly nails scavenged from free wood on facebook
Or dog food
I get them for free at the manicure
See you gotta get the Costco bag of nails and meal prep your nails over a month for those long term savings
I take the salmon and remove the nails and rat poison from it.
I don’t get it. Is a row or a column supposed to add up to $3?
You have $3 to spend and can pick any combination of items. The items in the top row cost $5 each, the items in the middle row cost $4 each, and the items in the bottom row cost $1 each.
Spoiler
Since you only have $3, you can only afford to choose from items in the bottom row.
Yeah that’s what it seemed like. I guess I just didn’t really get the joke. Maybe it’s an existing format this is playing off
Pedigree for 1$ not even in your wildest dreams
My dog would be thrilled about a three-cans-of-wet-food meal.
Can of dog food. A sizable blunt object to attain the rest.
You can definitely get 3 bullets for a dollar in case two are duds
Dog food isnt that bad if tou get the right one. I hate the taste but there are actual dishes that i like less so thats a thing.
Good and cheap is a free cookbook based on the food stamp budget of $4 per day. It’s a free pdf from many sources including the authors website if you sign up for a newsletter or something and paper copies are very inexpensive.
That’s based on 2024 prices. I’d say it’s probably $8-12 / day based on food price inflation.
I’m sure it’s still a good book, though
The food inflation isn’t evenly distributed across all groceries. I hit $6 a day with little snacks and workout oriented meals with greater caloric content and higher Q factor in a bunch of different ways.
If you want to bring down your own grocery bill and go from zero to sixty on cooking at home I can’t recommend that book highly enough. You don’t have to suffer.
E: oh yeah, the book title and premise are based on 2015 prices too.
Guys it’s a fraud the bag that says “RAT” on it does not actually contain any rats :(
