Does this mean we’re going to start breeding cockroaches for breast size?
we’ll have to start calling them titroaches.
I’m holding out for boobjobroahes.
Pretty sure there’s a fallout mod for that…
Gotta suck on that cock
- milk the roaches.
- roast the roaches.
- Grind the roaches.
- Drip them…
Delicious, low impact, home made drink!
how did they grab the roach titties
Where a titty is, there also is a will
Lots of soap needed
#milkmaxxing
Imagine wrangling 2k+ cockroaches for 1 glass of milk a week 😂. Hopefully there are no accidents…
That’s why I only drink whale milk
? They already do that for silk dresses.
which species, probably not the ones that are pest. maybe the friendly , “grassfed” ones like Madagascar hissing cockroaches.
Pacific beetle cockroach (Diploptera Punctata)
I didn’t know cockroaches were mammals. Everyday is a new lesson on Lemmy.
Yes, same as almond
tachinid flies, like tstete fly produces something equivalent to “milk” for its giant baby.
Close, you actually blend them up and strain out the liquid.
That would definitely be easier than trying to milk them twice a day…
Indeed. Each roach is milked 1 (one) time
From what I remember, the original study was indeed about cockroach “milk”, from a species that births live babies and feeds them a slurry of crystals and proteins. That slurry is the stuff that is technically more “nutritious”
I don’t think anyone is actually trying to get humans to consume the stuff. There are a lot of mammals that produce milk that is more nutrient dense than cow milk, it’s just not as easy to collect it + theres little reason to do so
they should brand it DEATHMILK and color it with charcoal
Fightmilk! For bodyguards ™️
Ewe Boll presents … Titty Roach
I’m stick to oat thanks. You keep that.
The scientists that tested it can have it all for themselves, I’ll even give them a free pass to lord it over us cow milk drinking peons.
Three words: Roach Crème fraise
Creem Freeeeeeeeesh
Cockroach Creem Freesh!!
Iced roach cream made into a roach milkshake using even more roach milk, topped with whipped roach cream.
I’ll just drink four times as much milk.
Just drink evaporated milk.
Horchata ftw
Just drink evaporated milk.
I’ve tried, but it’s gone by the time I get a glass!
Theyre trying to steal my morning gallon and i wont have it.
GOMAD.
Imagine how many cock roaches you need to milk to fill a glass
Almost sounds like we’d need an entire farm. Imagine the horrors of something like that
Just get a few fallout ones.
MMMMM radroach milk, tasty.
Don’t tell this to RFK Jr.
Too late, he’s balls deep already.
Mandatory for all public school meals if they want funding. RFK Jr milks the roaches himself to ensure the highest nutritional content.
why bother when oat milk is best milk anyways
Peamilk is better imo but nobody stocks it. I imagine something that sounds like “pee milk” is hard to market though to be fair.
never seen any but now im interested in trying it
Ever since I tried pea-based protein powder I’ve come to think that peas don’t make good drinks. Maybe I should reconsider…
Can you cook with oat milk like you can regular milk? Like sub it in for sauces, or gravies, or whatever?
Yep! Usually ratio needs a bit of tweaking for the recipe but it works for things ive tried
By itself, it’s not noticeably different than water. The flavor is subtle enough that anything will overpower it. It lacks (but not entirely) viscosity.
Coconut milk makes a superior gravy texture as long as the gravy is strong enough to hide the coconut. You can make sawmill gravy out of coconut, but you’ll need to add garlic, salt and pepper to hide the coconut.
None of the _____ milks properly work with eggs.
Cashew milk has a great mouthfeel but separates when heated.
All that said:
The plant-based heavy whipping cream you can get from MOM’s Organic Market will absolutely work in sauces, gravies and even whipped cream. but it’s full of stabilizers to make it happen (which i’m find with personally)
it’s not noticeably different than water.
That’s kind of what I was thinking. I’ve only had it a couple times though. Real milk thickens up and absorbs the flavors of the other ingredients when it’s heated. Didn’t seem like that would work well with the nut milks but I haven’t tried it so I asked. Others have said it works fine though so idk… maybe I’ll just get some and see what happens.
Absolutely, you just need to account for missing fat if the recipe calls for a significant quantity. I just toss in some extra vegetable oil to compensate.
The production of oat milk doesn’t involve animal abuse so I’ll never drink it. Yuck!
I just wish it weren’t so expensive…
I don’t care if it comes with a blowjob from Brett Buttler, I aint putting cockroach ANYTHING in my mouth.
disgusting little sewer dwelling vermin.
Men will find a way to say something gross about a woman in the most bizarre of contexts…
What exactly made you say this? This is a weird and rather inappropriate thing to say about someone…
