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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Going back in time to see how the fishes and loaves trick was done

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Going back in time to see how the fishes and loaves trick was done

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • BroBot9000@lemmy.world
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    Low effort Ai slop and religious nonsense. Block

    • crawancon@lemm.ee
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      sir this is well done shit post.

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        it’s always okay to use AI to shitpost

      • BroBot9000@lemmy.world
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        Ma’am, Ai and Religious apologists can go fuck off.

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      You don’t have to believe in it for the joke to be funny. Don’t see the issue with the religion part tbqh

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        Jesus wasn’t white. So it failed to get the basic details of the concept right. It’s not funny and only adds more derivative crap onto the Ai slop pile.

        • shoo@lemmy.world
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          Pretty fucked up for you to assume that random white guy is Jesus. This could just be Marty and Doc eating street fish and day drinking with a local

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          Oh, it got the concept very right. Most people want a white Jesus. And by “most”, I mean those with access to AI.

          Why sould felings care for such tiny details as facts and historical accuracy?

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          Why can’t everyone depict Jesus the way they want

          • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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            Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan is the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11

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            Religion already cherry picks the parts it wants to enforce, getting simple facts straight is a bridge too far for blind faith.

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              I mean it also depicts Marty from Back To The Future on it. Just seems a bit silly to get upset that Jesus isn’t historically accurate lol

              • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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                The point being made is ethical, not factual.

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                  You’re saying it’s not ethical to change the race of a religious figure?

          • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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            Because that’s racist

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              Black and Asian Jesus too? Dude was according to them the son of God, he could probably take any form he wants. Turning water into wine is a-okay but him being black is too much smdh

  • Tenthrow@lemmy.world
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    I hate AI.

  • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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    Why is Jesus white?

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    • MoonRaven@feddit.nl
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      Because Ai doesn’t know better.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      ^ the most unbelievable part of the picture

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      He’s our savior. Have you never heard of the “white savior”? That’s him.

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    Weird middle-aged Marty and white Jesus. Good concept, poor execution.

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    It’s white Jesus, so they accidentally travelled to present-day Las Vegas.

  • 𝕿𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖝𝖎𝖒𝖆@programming.dev
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    I don’t care about Jesus being white as much as I care about him not being a baby. The fishes and loaves is a baby Jesus thing, not a beardy Jesus thing !

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      Not sure if you’re serious. Splitting the loaves and fishes was an adult Jesus story. There’s not a lot about Jesus’ childhood in the canonical gospels, and the non canonical ones are a bit wild.

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        Okay then I guess I was taught wrong 😅 always heard it told as right after his birth !?

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          Now, stretching a wooden plank cuz he fucked up the cut, that’s a real story from baby face Jesus. That or he was probably telling someone how stretching wood would happen before that someone got into heaven or something awful like that.

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      Prove it …prove literally any of it

      • 𝕿𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖝𝖎𝖒𝖆@programming.dev
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        Prove what ? An allegory ? Prove any of the 12 ordeals of Heracles, then.

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      people caring about jesus skin color it is so funny, because if you are mad about that it does mean that you think he actually existed

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    The hate for a shitpost is crazy 😂

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    Most hilarious part of this meme is the people losing their minds in the comments. “Jesus wasn’t white, he was black! But he didn’t exist, stop with the religious nonsense!”

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

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    Yeah, you need some magic time-travel machine to see some other magic. That is how it is.

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    Nathan Fillion?

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    fuck your AI bullshit. you’re burning fossil fuels to make garbage no one wants. move on

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      it’s a good thing that social media and video games consume no electricity at all, otherwise a lot of people would have to either stop saying this or just admit to open hypocrisy

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      I hate AI about as much as you do, but this pic is scratching an itch I’ve had for forty-ish years.

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        thats fair

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      Weird cope but ok

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    n-now… now… turn around…

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    Warm vest for a hot location

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    😐

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