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It is.


One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
I see everyone is having a productive morning. You know it gives me a swell of pride knowing soldiers of your… caliber will be leading the charge tomorrow.


Rookie.
Edit: You gotta pump up those numbers.


Do you know what ORACLE stands for?
Yes, it will scan recursively.


What was the fix?
Later that night:

Thanks!