What would your Ideas be?
It’s clearly the donnyjeffy ocean.
But it’s not a sea, it’s an ocean. There is a difference!
I sea what they did there.
The sea = ocean
The rest of the world should just rename America, itself.
All the continents should be renamed, “Landia” and the oceans should just be rolled into, “Oceania”.
Why makes things complicated?
Landia and oceania imply there are multiple imo. I’d say long landia and wide langdia are separated by the big oceania, where as little landia and micro landia are separated by the small oceania.
You aren’t supposed to end sentences on a proposition…
I didn’t know that, you and I should get together.
Strongly Worded Ocean
Unelectable Sea
Bring Back Better Lake
Found Mitch McConnell’s lemmy account!
I would rename the dead sea to death sea and the red sea to blood sea. The mediterranian sea shall be named realm of souls.
It touches the US so you call it American sea. This follows the same rule as bacterial contamination.
Canada -> North America
North America -> North America America
South America -> Tren De Aqua America
United Kingdoms -> Old America
Cuba -> New America
Japan -> Anime America
China -> Evil America
Full utilitarianism. Pacific Ocean is now “Ocean 1”. Atlantic is “Ocean 2”. So on, and so forth.
And we’re serializing the countries while we’re at it (random number assignment, no major economy gets to have #1 for ego reasons). I can already see the signs: “Country 4 is #1!”.
Every flag is a solid pantone color. Every anthem is a localization of Riding Nerdy by Weird Al.
Every anthem is a localization of Riding Nerdy by Weird Al.
Oooh!
- Australia could be “Hot and Deadly”
- Most of the Southern US could be “Poor and Backward-y”
- Lots of locations in South America could be “Lush and Birdy”.
- The border between Russia and Ukraine could be “War Incurred-y”
- Washington DC could be “Trump’s Diaper Filled with Turdies”
- An alternative for Auatralia is “Cunt isnt a swear word-y”
Actually, let’s order the countries based on their citizen happiness ranking. If being #1 is a point of ego, let’s make that the metric they’re all striving to be on top of.
United States at #1, president says ignore the men holding guns, they are NOT coercing people into saying they’re happy, healthy, and alive.
This reads like song lyrics.
Don’t use numbers as they indicate a priority.
Use random 32 bit base64 strings instead. You can technically order them but not in a useful sense.
Fine, every country gets a UUID and is a file in /var
/dev/ocean/by-id/a3cecd70-7ae6-4502-a0a1-92bd4db700f6
I was very against what you said.
But then you brought up Weird Al, so now I’m on board.
Pacific #1
Suck shit Atlantic!
He would stroke out, and we’d be reading the Big Beautiful Obituary by the end of the day.
I propose naming USA “Shitholeistan”. Since Trump is so fond of shithole countries.
Why not Earthocean or Earthsea, as the ocean is touched mostly by the earth below it instead of the shores of the continents?
Isn’t Earthsea a book?
And movie
But a good book series and a crazy whitewashed movie.
But like… do You know origin of current name?
Sea of Atlas or Sea beyond the Atlas Mountains.
Ok, so soon, when the president declares to own the straits of hormuz, we rename it the Epstein Honeypots Strait, or something. Still workshopping the name.
water
more water
water 2.0
I can’t believe it’s water (alt: I can’t believe it’s not land)
