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They missed the chance to name it unko
I don’t think you should be putting anything that unscrews like that in your asshole.
What if we added a recesssd latch?
Probably not. But it’s better than my current method of just my keys on a string.
“Ugh… I sat on my keys!”
I get people are arguing about fake/AI, but… KMART is still alive and kicking? I thought they died off like Radio Shack and Blockbuster.
This is the Australian Kmart.
on the shitpost meter, you score 60%
You’d get all this shit in the seam
At least you’ll always have them with you.
I would not trust that.
Apparently there’s a whole market.
I… Impressive.
A hole market if you will
now that’s actually cool.
If it was in your ass you’d know.
never lose keys again
I guess if it pops open then they won’t be “lost”, but the flared base won’t help get them out.
She jingles loudly while she dances,
Leading oft to pantsless romances.
Careful early planning, she stays worry free,
As her bottom always holds the key.
You’re welcome.
Looks like AI
Smells like AI, too
Until used, then it’ll smell like something else
I mean you gotta wash it
pam image: they’re the same smell
We are done. People who can identify an AI image are now the minority and the mass will choose to be confidently wrong about it.
If you are curious, read up about ai image watermarking: https://youtu.be/kVXp6UNVPTo
It’s a butt plug in a department store, of course it’s fake.
I mean, the produce section is full of butt plugs
Department stores do carry sex toys. Obviously not Kmart since that hasn’t been a thing in like 20 years but Target and such places do have them on the shelves.
That’s an Australian Kmart, which still exist everywhere here (anko is their house brand). They definitely do not sell sex toys.
Huh, did not know that thanks for the info.
I am surprised the place with 24/7 nitrous delivery draws the line at sex toys in stores but it is also weird for America to be okay with considering the extreme puritanical stance on non-pedo/incest/bestiality sexuality…I wonder if there’s a business opportunity for wang shaped nang tanks?
The first clue was Kmart honestly.
Also pretty sure it’s a non-standard logo for Kmart too.
There’s other details but that was a major one for me.
You know, on top of the idea of this somehow getting sold in a box store which is silly enough to begin with.
Actually no; that is both the correct logo for KMart in Australia AND its own internal brand Anko:
Nobody thinks this is a real image in a Kmart. They just dispute whether the obviously fake image was photoshopped or generated by AI.
The butt plug image used is AI but also from the company that sells them: https://craverise.com/products/stainless-steel-hidden-key-box-butt-plug
That does not mean that putting the AI image in that context for humorous purposes was done in AI.
It is also trivial to strip watermarks so checking for watermarks isn’t reliable. Not all gen AI images are even created with watermarks. It’s like checking an optional note from a parent.
We should just call stuff fake if that is what matters. Whether it is gen AI or photoshop is far less important than being fake.
I’m weirdly disappointed the real product has a gem in the base.
So, the image is fake, but the product exists. Also, Kmart does sell a few sex toys. So, the only lie here is that Kmart sells this particular sex toy, as it does not.
Many years ago, before Walgreens started selling sex toys in store, I bought a hitachi magic wand from them. (This was before their mainstream adoption as a sex toy, and they were not labeled as such on their site. They were significantly cheaper there than at places selling them as sex toys.)
But to your point - many believable lies contain plausible truths.
That is a very personal key holder.
