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Do not put that up your pooper. It may look like a anal plug, but it separates and that will be a weird hospital visit to the ER.
I don’t know, is it any better then the Butt Plug Nug Jug?
They missed the chance to name it unko
I don’t think you should be putting anything that unscrews like that in your asshole.
What if we added a recesssd latch?
Probably not. But it’s better than my current method of just my keys on a string.
“Ugh… I sat on my keys!”
I get people are arguing about fake/AI, but… KMART is still alive and kicking? I thought they died off like Radio Shack and Blockbuster.
This is the Australian Kmart.
on the shitpost meter, you score 60%
You’d get all this shit in the seam
At least you’ll always have them with you.
I would not trust that.
Apparently there’s a whole market.
I… Impressive.
A hole market if you will
now that’s actually cool.
If it was in your ass you’d know.
never lose keys again
I guess if it pops open then they won’t be “lost”, but the flared base won’t help get them out.
She jingles loudly while she dances,
Leading oft to pantsless romances.
Careful early planning, she stays worry free,
As her bottom always holds the key.
You’re welcome.
… To her bottom.
