Is the weird mangled AI map intentional?
AI Map. Not Even Once.
This looks like what conservatives are terrified of after hearing Trump talk about immigration lol
I’m pretty sure California could afford to do it on thier own, Nevada would probably hitch on.
All that fraud money put to good use
Who gets Hawaii?
Hawaiians
Hawaii. They used to be a sovereign nation before crackers came in and took it
That’s not a great summary.
It’s not a summary, it’s a simple statement of fact
I can’t understand this
The Hawaiian Kingdom was overthrown in a coup d’état against Queen Liliʻuokalani that took place on January 17, 1893, on the island of Oahu. The coup was led by the Committee of Safety, composed of seven foreign-born permanent residents[6] and six Hawaiian-born people in Honolulu.[7][8] There was no Hawaiian army so the victorious Committee asked American minister John L. Stevens for U.S. Marines. He sent in Marines and sailors to protect the new government, and to ward off a Japanese invasion. The committee established the independent nation of the Republic of Hawaii, but their ultimate goal was the annexation of the islands to the United States, which occurred in 1898.
This is a summary, taken from Wikipedia
They used to be a sovereign nation before crackers came in and took it
This is a statement of historical fact, I’m not looking to educate you, just set the record straight
I’m familiar with the history of the islands, which is why I felt qualified to comment earlier.
Its true though, they were a sovereign nation before the US illegally annexed them and stole their land
aka the beta version of gaza
New Zealand
a confederation of pacific islands might make sense. gotta keep
and 
out of course
give back what was stolen by santa ana
That’s not the United stated, that’s northern Cuba!
Can you put a condom on Florida, to protect the rest of the world ?
Too flacid, gonna need a LOT of gas station boner pills first.
Why not decolonize Turtle Island? Canada is also a settler-colony.
Is mexico not too?
not ANYWHERE NEAR as much as the united states or canada are any other place that the anglosphere has fucked over.
this kind of shit ppl say about latam countries is dumb af tbh. yes, all of latam was formed as settler colonies but why on earth would you want to balkanize global south countries? if anything, and it’s what we latinos been wanting to do, we should unite and build la patria grande. in the majority of cases we do not care that there are a ton of different ethnic groups, we rather unite. this is not to say certain groups shouldn’t receive more autonomy or even their own governance over their land, but it would be the equivalent to balkanize china because they have different ethnic groups.
f anything, and it’s what we latinos been wanting to do, we should unite and build la patria grande. in the majority of cases we do not care that there are a ton of different ethnic groups, we rather unite.
the germans sitting on the throne in madrid realized this centuries ago and intentionally balkanized latin american from the start because of it.
A bit more gray area. The answer is yes, but the fundamental process of settler-colonialism in Mexico led to the majority of the population becoming mixed. Indigenous groups like in Chiapas still fight for sovereignty, but it isn’t the same as the US and Canada, where indigenous peoples were shut out, killed, and stripped from their land the same way.
Ultimately, it’s a topic I have not studied enough to have a definitive answer to, like the US and Canada. The process of decolonization in Mexico will look pretty different from the US and Canada.
Notably Spanish colonialism took native populations and made them citizens whereas most colonial occupations relied on non citizenship to essentially enslave the natives. They still created a caste system but legally they were subjects of the crown just like any other Spanish born person.
Yep, still settler-colonial, but in a manner that preserves much of indigenous culture and ties to the land. The US and Canada are much closer to Israel in how settlers colonialism is handled, past and present.
AI slop
I will add that making this image without using AI would be considered low effort. Still, less effort than using AI and would result in better quality than this.
Gotem there!
Why are there 2 New Englands in this picture?
Because AI
(There are two Alabamas and Georgias, too)
Would love to see it, but Texas is going to want independence (there’s just too much ego on the subject in that state). And the centre bit of “South Canada” (Wyoming, Nebraska etc) is chock full of MAGAts. They’re not joining.
South Canada might be Washington state and maybe Oregon Idaho and Nevada. New England would probably want to stand alone but some might fold into Canada - Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire might prefer Canada to getting sucked into a NYC controlled nexus.
Dunno if Canada would want NYC - too many people - would very much unbalance the power balances, more likely NYC picks up the rest of New England. California would be a good cultural match but like Texas I suspect they’ll want to go alone (and are a good chance of grabbing the rest of “Cascadia”)
Leaving a diagonal stripe of the pictured US plus the irredeemable rednecks in the central zone as the rump USA
Anyway, semi serious response to a joke, so yeah I get it, wasn’t meant to be taken seriously, but there is a really high probability of the US breaking apart in the next decade or so.
The thirteen colonies should be british
Turtle Island should be decolonized.
I don’t think Delaware is ready to pay a council tax lmao
Hell yeah! I’ll be Canadian!
I too welcome our new Canadian overlords. I’ll have to learn Fr*nch but I think the benefits outweigh the costs. (Just kidding French Canada, I’ve been to French Canada and it is lovely)
Most Canadians know fuck all French, just for the record. It’s only really spoken in two provinces.
Yeah I know its mostly a Quebec thing, and everyone is taught both, but for non citizens to gain citizenship (from what I have seen) must know both.
this is outrageous !!! United States is too big in this
What, you haven’t heard the old slogan “everything’s bigger in Maine”?
