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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

Worrying grimoire

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Worrying grimoire

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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago
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    Did someone say grimoire?

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      A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.

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      I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed

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      Oh… ಠ⁠_ಠ

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      WHAT THE FUCK

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        Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn’t feel like looking for my copy lol

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          This is a book you keep on a shelf next to your home bar so when guests see it, they don’t ask to sample your cocktails.

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    FRIEREN NO!

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