
As many have guessed, the author’s teaching career at Hogwarts was very brief.

Did someone say grimoire?

Tadaaaa!
…But I do deny them my- essence.


I really enjoyed this show!
I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.
It helps if the witch is hot.
That’s why they used to burn witches, people love hot witches, the hotter the better

A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed
To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.
Every time I cum, I produce a quart.
Oh… ಠ_ಠ
WHAT THE FUCK
Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn’t feel like looking for my copy lol

This is a book you keep on a shelf next to your home bar so when guests see it, they don’t ask to sample your cocktails.
Ah, so that’s why they’re called cock-tails…
This is… whut? uhhh. ehrmm… Okay… yeaaaahhh.
No.
I remember seeing this book for the first time while picking shipments for Amazon, saw more than one copy of it shipped out
If a Wiccan baddie needs reagents, who am I to say no?
FRIEREN NO!

One grimoire pls
Yalls don’t need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.
why is the cum black
Microplastics, duh.
They caramelized it first.
That should be a golden brown.
They carbonized it.
Came from Anders Klimax

lol, they put so much eyeliner on our guy with a particular set of skills.
Gender swapped “Obsession”. Should be fine, right?
















