My sweet summer child. It just gets worse
Happy birthday! I remember turning 25 and feeling so old. Now I’m in my thirties and it rules. Well, the world sucks, but on a personal level, don’t sweat it. You’ve got plenty to enjoy now and plenty to look forward to.

30s. Those were the fun years. Am 61 now and NGL, once you hit 50 and get gray and wrinkles… you find that people will give you even less shit. Which is amazing! Some say that it’s the aches and pains that come of age that suck the most, but I’ve always been a bit on the clumsy side with a high pain threshold, so it’s been a constant since I was a teenager.
Congratulations, you’re one quarter of a century old now.
I would give my left nut to be 25
I would trade my middle nut to be 25
I would also trade this guy’s nut to be 25 again!
I’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25!
…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
Oh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad
Dr. Whosticles.
Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!
cronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.
I think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.
What about the right one?
Maybe there is no right testicle and it’s just two left testicles?
I’m happy to be 52 but would gladly trade with you if you don’t appreciate being 25.

You’re practically in your grave at this point
I feel for you, I’m 54 and I wouldn’t want to be 25 again.
25 to 35 was the best time of my life. I’d do it again.
I dont want to be 35, but here we are buddy.
Oh what I would give to be 35 again, when you’re 36 like I am you’ll understand how good you have it
I’m in my 40s and each decade of my life has been better than the last. You live and learn. You make mistakes. You grow. You can use that experience to make your quality of life better.
Cut out toxic people, start an exercise routine, learn how to cook good meals, practice your time management skills. Not that I haven’t wasted most of today watching AEW, but I did some sprints this morning so I’m resting.
Pretend that yesterday you were 40 and you just woke up this morning 25 again. Imagine how young, energetic, hopeful you’ll feel being back in your young body again. Go for a run.
Well, the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’.
Best fed to the rules and hit the ground running
Oh honey…
it’s just one day, and then you will be 25 years and a day, and two days,…
Anyway have a great Day of Honor and lots of cake :)
Happy birthday! You don’t need to enjoy your birthdays. I didn’t for years. But you made it and keep your head up my dude/dudette!
I’m 57. Fuck off, all of you. Lol
Don’t worry. They’ll catch up with us eventually.
And everything will be on fire.
You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older.
TIME!










