I feel like I need to buy some of those lights where you can choose the colors and just have them year round.

February - red, pink, white

March - green

October - orange or purple or a combo

November - red and orange?

December - red and green

And then other months just go with your vibe.

Lmao what is this comment? Who shat in your cornflakes this morning?

Lmao the thought had crossed my mind but they are so good! At least I don’t have any more! I am also on a med that reduces your ability to metabolize caffeine so it’s even worse!!!

Yeah the weird people that are outright forcing themselves to drink a specific excess volume of water per day are pretty wild to me.

I don’t get it. Can someone help a stupid person out?

I bought some of these yesterday and can’t stop eating them. They are like fucking crack to me. So delicious.

Update: I ate them all

Whoa where did you get this drawing of me?

Actually kind of relevant because I seek out issues from mental health providers that are very intermittent so it’s hard to get them to understand what the problem is and how to help me with it. Like they diagnosed me with “depression” because I presented as AAAA but have tried to explain to them that it’s intermittent and not the classic incessant low mood and energy.

Anyway…cue the “sir, this is a Wendy’s” response to this comment lol!!

Wow your love went up so dramatically. Mine is the opposite in a way.

I briefly shadowed at a medical examiner’s office. “Choking” was a scarily common cause to see up on the board. So I have a hard time believing only one person has ever died eating a donut in that same span of time.

Note that I am pretty sure a lot of those choking deaths are in older people because your swallowing can become impaired.

To add to this, I found out that paying the statement balance before it’s due harms your credit score. Because then when the statement comes out, it shows that you owe zero and this makes it seem like you’re not using your card. At least, this has been my experience.

So, DO pay your full balance on time each month, BUT you need to wait for the statement balance to be generated before doing so.

For those in car-centric countries, I’d bet that potential vehicle accidents are likely a majority of those.

I am kill

What?

I legitimately do not understand

I have never heard the phrase “apocalyptically gay” before. I need to figure out how to use this in my life lol.

You guys have the best flag tho

Me as an ace

Will you marry me

God…whenever I use the device of a relative and see that there are no ad blockers on their yt, it is literally unwatchable. 90 second ads every 90 seconds, I swear, interrupting what’s going on in the video mid sentence. I have absolutely zero clue how people tolerate that.

People complain about cable TV ads, but unfiltered YouTube is absolutely an abomination to mankind.

Now this is dedication to the meme