I certainly didn’t mean to imply any methods are perfect or without the opportunity to go wrong.

Hopefully nobody got that idea from what I said.

I’ll reiterate: I’m not a butcher, so my knowledge is limited. I do, however, still eat meat despite all that I know about it.

For the CEOs and shareholders, we’re all equally worthless and expendable.

Any one of them would happily leave you to die before losing any of their profits.

Yeah, I think decapitation is fine. I think this guy just cut their carotid, and hung them up to die.

Not a great way to go, honestly.

I’m familiar with some butchering methods, but I’m no butcher. I think that the most common practices in large butcher shops involve either decapitation, or a way of instantly killing the animal. Pretty sure they use a type of bolt “gun” for bovines that basically crushes their skull.

It seems like it is brutal, but their death is so instant, it is considered to be humane.

To be fair, from what I’ve seen if peacock behaviors, they’re dicks.

Animals being dicks is not a good enough reason to kill and eat them. They should also be tasty.

Is peacock tasty? I’ve never had any. Can we ask the guy in the news story?

10/10 reference. Would meme again.

Won’t anyone think of the shareholders!?

For real though, I had a job where the management team tried to motivate us by setting “shareholder expectations” or some such nonsense. Obviously this didn’t work. Also the company was small enough that pretty much everyone working there personally knew all the shareholders… Because they also ran the business. They were the managers.

The balls it must take to be a shareholder, and to be known as a shareholder then talk about shareholder expectations like those are for a different set of people that isn’t just you… Gotta be massive…

Nah, let’s privatize all the services you need to have a functional home. That way the companies can extract maximum value from the customers.

Brilliant.

It’s not the first few months of the pandemic anymore?

What year is it?

Clearly. Didn’t you read the post?

Also, I’m an ancestor now. Neato.

Us ancestors are also tired. FYI.

When people call me, I have a mini panic attack worrying who is dead.

Usually it’s just someone calling to remind me that I have a balance due.

I’ve been using this.

Most callers aren’t paying enough attention and just leave a message like it’s voicemail.

0/10 effectiveness.

Prices going up and wages staying the same?

The same way it’s been for more than a decade?

And this is the basis that people used to justify voting for Trump?

People really are fucking stupid, aren’t they?

Thanks, I hate it.

Take your upvote and leave.

What gave it away?

There seems to be a nontrivial number of people who missed the joke.

Fair point.

Nice.

Well, the most used app is kind of the whole joke.

Look. I have no problems if you want to use AI to make shit code for your own bullshit. Have at it.

Don’t submit that shit to open Source projects.

You want to use it? Use it for your own shit. The rest of us didn’t ask for this. I’m really hoping the AI bubble bursts in a big way very soon. Microsoft is going to need a bail out, openai is fucking doomed, and z/Twitter/grok could go either way honestly.

Who in their right fucking mind looks at the costs of running an AI datacenter, and the fact that it’s more economically feasible to buy a fucking nuclear power plant to run it all, and then say, yea, this is reasonable.

The C-whatever-O’s are all taking crazy pills.

As a straight dude, I know lots of straight dudes that are represented in this picture.

We all have our little problems. ❤️

Hey! I bet you’re a really cool person!

Am I doing this right?