He has no regrets.
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Hon hon hon
*ejaculates in coffee*
“These charges are bullshit. I missed a day every once in a while. Performance anxiety.”
So, both technically and rhetorically a wanker.
Big Joel?
Evil Frodo
Just like they were dating.
How the fuck you buss a nut that easily, was the coffee cold and creamy?
My god what an absolute nutter
Boss only found out when he forgot to jerk into his coffee and noticed it tasted off.
That’s a good point. Did that boss never drink coffee from anywhere else? Surely they would know what a normal one would taste like.
If its made black with higher quality, sure. If its low quality and milk and a bunch o lf creamer and more sugar, youre not going to be able to tell
“why is my black coffee so frothy today?”
Or he started liking asparagus.
Some of the best puns for this meme include:
- Fappucino
- Cumpresso
- Ejaculatte
- Tastes nutty
I forgot to add this, my b >>
On a more sobering note, this guy’s real crime is sexually harassing women. More so, the legal system didn’t really work in his case.
Mugshot for proof. Also you can find news on him but most news sources are now “Your data, your choice: Accept cookies, or Reject cookies and pay a subscription fee” so this is the best I can do
It pisses me off how easy it is for these fucks to get away with it. All of the women I’ve been close to have stories about being assaulted, stalked or harassed, or all three. These men are a plague on society and should be locked away for a lot fucking longer than they are. Instead we often reward them.
Same here. It’s so commonplace it’s terrifying. I transitioned physically after I became an adult, and I am lucky that I didn’t grow up with the same chance of sexual abuse as cis women, but since then I have become fearful of walking at night alone, mainly because of the sheer danger women face by people who think it’s their birthright to own everything and everyone they want.
My neighbour was stalked almost to her home a week ago. She carries a rape alarm in her hand because this isn’t a rare occurrence.
Its like those shows/films where they get you rooting for the protagonist early and then show you that you’ve been cheering for a monster.
At what point were you still cheering for this guy exactly?
When we heard he was doing it to his BOSS.
Yeah apparently that makes it ok
Core concept in the OP. I’ve had about 15 different jobs, maybe 50 different bosses throughout my life, and so far theres been 2 that I didnt wish ill upon.
From just the OP headline its easy to imagine the boss had it coming.
One downvote from a Boss.
O yes, makes sense to assume this guy was in the right based on your personal experience. All bosses pretty much have it coming. /s
MOST bosses DO have it coming. I’m a business owner, and I get it. One of the reasons I became self-employed was because I was sick of getting fucked over by brain-dead bosses. I figured if they could succeed, I could, so I became a Boss myself, with the pledge that I would not treat my employees the way I’ve been treated, and that’s why the first two people I ever hired, still work for me, and are friends.
Yes most bosses suck. But do they need cum in their coffee is the question… It does not solve anything and it could be considered sexual harassment.
I really get that a lot of people hate their bosses, that was not the issue… It is the feeding them bodily fluids. Are you seriously defending this? You guys need help.
I can tell youre angry at me but I cant figure out why
No not angry, just amazed.
that one person would have an experience shared by… do you want me to count? i really don’t. I’ve talked to a lot of people about this. you’d be amazed what people will tell their money guy when they don’t want to talk about money. i’d say a good 80% of people in the segment of the population i’m generally exposed to have had almost all bad bosses. it’s almost like there was a management school out there that they all went to that taught them wrong on purpose as a joke. six sigma, i’m looking at you
Whait, what? He will receive some kind of punishment, and his boss will receive ridicule as long as he lives. How is that “justice is served”?
I’m thinking of the scene in South Park where they were selling Butter’s goo as a sports drink. Randy goes to drink it and says ,“this is cum,”. Implying Randy knows what cum taste like and no one figured it out.
Although OP’s headline is completely fake, this one is not.
https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/man-pleads-guilty-to-ejaculating-into-co-workers-coffee/
And of course, the target is a female coworker.
and the perv fucking got off scott free because “technically theres no law against unwanted seminal fluids”.
Whyyyyyy? Everyone acknowledges this is fucked up and wrong “we just didnt have the imagination to include your specific little freak case, so now you get to face NO consequences. Lucky you :)”
i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it…
45 days in jail. Source
In January, the city of New Brighton charged Lind with a misdemeanor crime of engaging in lewd or indecent behavior.
Lind pleaded guilty and was sentenced Friday to 45 days in jail.
Incidentally, Friday was also the day Gov. Mark Dayton signed into law a bill that makes it a specific crime to put bodily fluids into something another person would eat or drink.
Friday was also the day Gov. Mark Dayton signed into law a bill that makes it a specific crime to put bodily fluids into something another person would eat or drink.
Bad news for McDonalds kitchen workers. The Shamrock shakes will never be the same.
okay not scott free but hopefully you get what i mean. they dropped the sexual assault charges on the technicality i described in the previous comment
which is what i hate
Should be sexual assault
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CUMppuccino
