and the perv fucking got off scott free because “technically theres no law against unwanted seminal fluids”.
Whyyyyyy? Everyone acknowledges this is fucked up and wrong “we just didnt have the imagination to include your specific little freak case, so now you get to face NO consequences. Lucky you :)”
In January, the city of New Brighton charged Lind with a misdemeanor crime of engaging in lewd or indecent behavior.
Lind pleaded guilty and was sentenced Friday to 45 days in jail.
Incidentally, Friday was also the day Gov. Mark Dayton signed into law a bill that makes it a specific crime to put bodily fluids into something another person would eat or drink.
Friday was also the day Gov. Mark Dayton signed into law a bill that makes it a specific crime to put bodily fluids into something another person would eat or drink.
Bad news for McDonalds kitchen workers. The Shamrock shakes will never be the same.
Although OP’s headline is completely fake, this one is not.
https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/man-pleads-guilty-to-ejaculating-into-co-workers-coffee/
And of course, the target is a female coworker.
and the perv fucking got off scott free because “technically theres no law against unwanted seminal fluids”.
Whyyyyyy? Everyone acknowledges this is fucked up and wrong “we just didnt have the imagination to include your specific little freak case, so now you get to face NO consequences. Lucky you :)”
i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it…
45 days in jail. Source
Bad news for McDonalds kitchen workers. The Shamrock shakes will never be the same.
okay not scott free but hopefully you get what i mean. they dropped the sexual assault charges on the technicality i described in the previous comment
which is what i hate
Should be sexual assault
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