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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago

I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol

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I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago
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    Those cucumbers are fucking purple and blue. You need to throw them out ASAP. You don’t want salmonella.

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    Multiple dildos in fridge

    Rolls eyes

    Multiple cases opened for same beverage

    “Get the rope!”

  • gray@lemmy.ml
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    Five monster dicks a day…

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      keeps the doctor away!

  • nullspace@lemmy.world
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    Average hotel room fridge at a furry con meetup.

  • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Bet your salads are amazing.

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    Why does one of them have a foreskin?

    • gray@lemmy.ml
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      Because representation matters

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    • Ursapharm@lemmy.world
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      Perfect response

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    There are sex toys in the picture! No one is mentioning the SEX TOYS that are in this picture at all! Everyone is talking about the coke and the mixing and ratios and whatever as if this isn’t reality! WHY!? What has gone wrong with the world?! Is it ME?! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE

    • tempest@lemmy.ca
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      Some of them look like bad Dragons which I’m told can be very expensive. A true connoisseur I suspect.

      • wizzor@sopuli.xyz
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        Why keep sex toys in a fridge though?

        • bridgeburner@lemmy.world
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          Maybe that’s how women cool themselves during a heatwave? /j

        • gray@lemmy.ml
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          I need to know

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    I thought people would pick original or zero, not a mix of both

    • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip
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      Correct. They introduced Coca-Cola C2 about 20 years ago, essentially a mid-calorie mix of original and zero. It didn’t sell well.

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    Stop storing beverages in the toy fridge. Honestly, what is wrong with people???

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    Such a weird variety. Coke and Coke Zero? Most people buy one or the other.

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      Personally speaking sometimes I like to treat myself with a proper rum/rye & coke. You can’t get the same taste with Coke Zero although Coke Zero slaps hard and it is my daily soda.

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      This is what throws you off? Really? They are storing walnuts in the fridge!

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        Yeah but I don’t like walnuts anyway /shrug

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      Wild to go full cans except for a single 2 liter. Gotta wonder the reason behind that.

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      I guess the internet hasn’t burned away all of my innocence, that’s the first thing I saw. 😆

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      My guess is that this is an at least two person household. One drinks Coke Zero and one drinks regular. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone do both. Could also be why there are two toys instead of one.

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        I used to mix them because coke was too sugary and coke zero doesnt taste very good

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        I like Pepsi Zero better than Coke Zero, and drink even amounts of Coke and Pepsi Zero at work to reduce the amount of sugar I consume.

        Now both soda camps can hate me.

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      It’s some fucking psychopath shit I tell you.

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        Maybe they’re throwing a party and want to offer their guests some variety…and monster dildos?

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          I honestly didn’t even notice the kaiju cocks

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    I have never seen bottles of soda come in a carton

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      Those boxes hold 12 cans of soda each, the 2 liter bottle was purchased separately. The cans are 12oz (~.35L)

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        That makes sense. I assumed the boxes hold bottles too

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    The unicorn horn is especially inventive

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    So, we’re all too cool to mention the toys, is that it?

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