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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago

That lettuce doesn’t know I’ve been training my whole life for this moment

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That lettuce doesn’t know I’ve been training my whole life for this moment

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago
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    Your latest meal gave you explosive diarrhea.

    All of my meals give me explosive diarrhea.

    We are not the same.

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    As someone who’s had IBS for 30+ years

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    22 hours ago

    I can go lower than gas station hot dog

    vending machine

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      22 hours ago

      Vending machine tuna fish salad sandwich.

      I think that’s my low.

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        Brain worms

      • ivan@piefed.social
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        I’ve definitely had periods of depression food, but the one time I had to spend first half of day on white throne and be scared to fart for second half of day was after going to a fancy restaurant. 🌝

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          People are probably right to be wary of the food at Jim-Bob’s corner truck stop, but the big chain gas stations probably have stricter health standards than most high class restaurants. Corporate isn’t going to let a bad weenie turn into a lawsuit or a news scandal.

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        Vending machine full of snack, I guess a snickers has nuts…

      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        Would you like a bite of my egg salad?

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          Gas station sushi ftw.

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      That’s Subway, not gas station.

      Edit: it was about salad in hotdog initially.

      • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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        I’ve eaten their meatball sandwiches which if you know anything about sub shops, that sauce is probably a 3 year old master stock of frozen meatballs reheated every day.

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        There’s a Subway in the gas station near my house.

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    Had a friend who regularly ate gas station sushi. He’s still alive.

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      but is that a life worth living?

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    It’s not a “gas station hot dog.” Say its name, bitch. It’s called a Big Bite. With free “chili” and nacho “cheese” straight from the whirring mechanical udder. And you’re not having a Big Bite without a Big Gulp…

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      Big gulps, huh?

      https://youtu.be/N_j5tDuakKU

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      Oh I’ll give you a big gulp.

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    “Gee, Billy, TWO wieners?”

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      That’s a lite lunch. More of a 4 weiner guy myself

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    @cannedtuna Heck yeah. I ate a gas station hotdog last week.

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    Anyone else here never had the shits? Like never actually had any food poisoning?

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      everyones had food poisoning at least once, just at different durations and so it went away and they were never diagnosed

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        I never had one.

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    You don’t put salad in your hotdog?

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      Not usually lettuce. Mainly diced onion, possibly diced tomato. Though a nice chopped iceberg lettuce would be good imo, it’s usually not an available hot dog topping in most places.

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