When you tell the GM that you’re taking Quick Draw and they wince.
“Valour” is one of those words that I think deserves a “u” regardless of if I’m Canadian.
As seen in Quentin Tarantino’s “Fill Bill”
does the super fast drawing and sheathing trope; a brown streak paints the nearby wall
Some blades you choose, others choose you.
Well… this is a shitpost, cause that thing’s definitely going in someone’s poophole
When you need to use a toothpick from behind your teeth … !
Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?
Mouths?
Yes
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For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior
Do not return me to my sheath without drawing blood.
SepukupoopukuSepooku was right there.
Pull like you are starting a mower.
Oh. Oh God. Please no.
“Pull start for a dishwasher”
IYKYK

Suddenly, Ivy from Soul Calibur makes so much more sense now.
We all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?
A butt
It’s japanese, so it’s probably exactly what it looks like
It’s actually a sex toy. It’s from AkumaToys from what I could tell.
But yeah, it’s actually what it looks like.













