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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

Do not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor.

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Do not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor.

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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    “Valour” is one of those words that I think deserves a “u” regardless of if I’m Canadian.

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    Well… this is a shitpost, cause that thing’s definitely going in someone’s poophole

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    Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?

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      Mouths?

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        Yes

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    For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior

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    Do not return me to my sheath without drawing blood.

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    Sepuku poopuku

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      Sepooku was right there.

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    Pull like you are starting a mower.

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      Oh. Oh God. Please no.

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    Suddenly, Ivy from Soul Calibur makes so much more sense now.

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      A butt

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      It’s japanese, so it’s probably exactly what it looks like

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