Mega Chile and Extended Croatia finally have a proper rival
What about Super Vietnam and Ultimate Morocco?
Dale, if Florida gets one more square foot I’m gonna kick your ass
The map reminds me of Sid Meier’s Pirates.
How is that still the best pirate game?
Imagine you’re getting on a boat to sail straight away from Florida, and then realize you’re sailing towards Florida.
If they conquer island florida, you could be in the middle of the ocean and every direction you go is Florida …
The horror
I love how you can tell that the person who made this knows three things about Florida, and two of them are Jimmy Buffett.
But not how to spell his name lmao
Double Ended Florida. Is it ribbed? Does it have a bidet?
Poor Tallahassee lost capital status
You know the best thing about long Florida is that they give the best Kentucky cock squeezes in the country. In case you didn’t know, a Kentucky cock squeeze is when a man or woman gives you a handjob with nothing but the grease on their hands after eating a bucket of KFC.
I thought it was supposed to be a brother or sister and KFC grease.
Ah the ol Alabama squeezin’
“French Florida” got me fucking rolling. Holy shit.
Somewhat reminds me of that “Golden Circle” empire that some pre-american-civil-war slavers wanted to try to make
Knights of the Golden Circle were also a post-bellum insurgency group
Now build a low-clearance bridge from the Yucatan to Key West.
I presume they kicked out all the black people when they renamed New Orleans to New Tampa
Flouroboros
FloReachAroundia!
Long long Florida need a Long Long MaaaAAAAaaaaan!!!






