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beep@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

"Man! I wish Elon wasn't a billionaire"

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"Man! I wish Elon wasn't a billionaire"

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beep@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1192920/man-i-wish-elon-wasn-t-a-billionaire

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    Wish granted. Your 401k are worthless after the bubble popped, and China rules your car markets and gm/ford/ect all filled for bankrupt.

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    And now my turkey sandwich is a little dry.

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      Is this from the episode?

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        No it’s from the fridge

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    Never understood why the Monkey paw does not just curl all fingers except the middle one, would make more sense.

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    See this here, Beep? I knew we had something more in common besides loving comics and webcomics. Three thumbs up.

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    Global currency collapse ensues, everyone’s money is now worthless.

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      We’re all trillionaires now!

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    When people ask they do as Mr. Beast and claim they’re in debt. When they need a new loan from the bank, they’re asset rich. In actual fact they’re on an elite form of welfare.

    Capitalism is welfare for the rich, brutality for the poor.

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    Wish granted hes a trillionaire now

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    I mean isn’t he still technically a billionaire having a thousand billions or do these words not work like that?

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    Should have wished that Elon has no money.

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      Granted. Nothing has changed as all his wealth isn’t in “money” anyway.

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