Finally. The mush room.
Challenge: try walking to the end of that hallway without getting at least a demi-chub.
The presidential micro penis wall, now at 40X zoom for all your viewing pleasures. The registry starts after WW3 during the dictatorship of the one pedo called orange. Today in 5673 we can only thank our ancestors for our very large penises. After only a few thousand T presidential specimens a new family took over such that today we have advanced cellphone technology! We have even developed “thecar”!
The presidential micro penis wall,
I don’t know how big your penis is, but these don’t look micro to me.
They shrink you down so you can see them up close, like Fantastic Voyage.
now at 40X zoom
This picture is still less gay than the Trump football AI post.
The penis corridor
Cockridor
They aren’t gonna suck themselves.
It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.
But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…
Womb Raiders
Penis
Hats off to your lady-friends
I’m envious.
Like Freud predicted you would be
Ah yes, the Great Wall of Dong.
Anyone ever see Hitoshi Matsumoto’s Symbol? Fun film and this is the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.
A man is trapped in a surreal room where the walls are covered in “buttons”. Each one he presses make something appear.
The buttons are cherubim angels baby penises and scrotes.
Assuming this is real, that mofo needs a gas mask. There is no way breathing that many spores ends well.
Your mom in college.
Wall-o-Dicks
Glory Wall
Having grown Oysters, and Shiitakes before wondering why these are all growing towards the floor… typical mushrooms I’m aware of still orient towards a light source despite not needing it for food just to ensure their spores are spread properly…
Were they flipped? Does the green floor have something to do with it? Is it fake?
They just need someone to spit on them and call them dirt.
Could it be good ole gravity? Growing too far out from the wall to support their own weight properly?
Are oysters and shiitakes easy? I did Teachers and they were soooooo simple, it was fascinating! It’d be nice to have some just to eat for yum and not expedience.
