Driving with such poor sight lines ain’t safe, Penguin.

Is that a young Weird Al?

“And besides, there’s no reason to cry because all of this is nothing but a distraction from the Epstein files anyway. You know? Epstein? What do you mean, you never heard of him? You don’t follow American news?”

Is that another example of forcible impregnation?

Credit: Sidney Harris

breeders

Well, if you add up the number of speakers of second languages according to this page, and assume anybody speaks at least one language as their first one, you’ll end up with almost exactly 1.4 as the average number of languages any given human speaks.
That’s the lower bound, though, as I only added up second languages where the number of speakers is at least one million, and Wikipedia doesn’t list many more anyway.

You just quilt the thread.

Semi-related:

“You’re shivering in the shower wrong”
I’m intrigued.

Just take a look at the large communities on Lemmy:

• News: American
• Politics: American
• Memes: American AND political

I could not find any European meme community at all, and if there was one, I have a hunch it would be flooded with things Trump said or Musk said or whatever is new on Netflix. I guess news about the Circular Economy or the microplastics regulation, being rolled out slowly and in phases, though absolutely affecting EUropeans’ everyday lives, are just not quite as entertaining from an existentialist POV.

The Kama Sutra has you covered: Deer, mare, elephant as metaphors for the various sizes of human womens’ genitalia.

Fun fact, the name of the star Algol means “the ghoul.”

NOW you tell me.

“Loose like sleeve of wizard.”

I’ve read his treatise and I liked it a lot, but it appears to be full of wishful thinking. “Disenshittification?” Oh my sweet summer child, enshittification not only keeps getting worse, it seems to be accelerating. Also thinking the world would somehow, magically, unite against Trumpism, that there are cracks starting to form in the American digital hegemony… I don’t share this optimism at all.

Hide the pain, lion.

A lot of things are possible with a knife and a lighter.

That is illegal where I live.