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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago

Checkmate, officer!

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Checkmate, officer!

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago
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    Strange rules and no country mentioned. I’m guessing it’s about the USA.

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      Most countries prohibit sales of alcohol to minors, and when in doubt, the seller must ask for a form of ID. In the US, this is almost always a driver’s license, since there’s no national id card and state id isn’t mandatory AFAIK - people will use that though if they don’t have a driver’s license for some reason.

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      I don’t know, man. Based on the language of the meme and the triangle on the guy’s shirt, at first I thought of Bermuda.

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    You don’t. My first fake id was someone’s old military id.

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    c/americanshitpost?

  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM
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    And they keep building cars with cup holders.

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      “Cup holder” implies that you’re setting your drink down. The drink must remain in your hand at all times, otherwise it’s a party foul.

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        That’s why port is a travelling beverage.

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    Gas is 10% ethanol. Even the car is having a roadie, and I’m supposed to what exactly

  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
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    Back in the 80s they had drive thrus where you could by alcoholic slushies

    • Siethron@lemmy.world
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      Pretty sure drive-thru dackeries are still a thing on Bourbon Street in New Orleans

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    Quality shitpost

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    Passport or just an id card work as well.

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      So will a ski mask and a weapon. Discourse is always so car-centric smh

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        #guns4booze

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        But also illegal to drink and commit armed robbery so… same problem.

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    Technically the drivers license is a field sobriety test, you have to be at least drunk enough to operate a motor vehicle under the influence before you can buy alcohol, they sometimes have you breath in an exhaust pipe if they think you are really sober.

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    You don’t. You need a state ID. Most people just happen to have a drivers license.

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    Damn right I drink and drive. My car, my rules.

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    And drive-thru liquor stores.

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    You don’t though. I’ve never had a license yet I can get booze.

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