“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Or go to Europe. The stories I could tell…

I’ve seen it many times, and also these classics:

• Elderly couples entering the store with a shopping cart, then stopping immediately behind the entrance - “Oh, won’t you look at all this stuff in here? Now what do we need again?”, completely oblivious to the queue forming behind them.
• Old people standing in the middle of aisle intersections with their shopping carts like statues, just… pondering.
• Old people very slowly paying with coins at the checkout, like one cent at a time.

I was thinking Plan 9.

She hardly looks like 52.

Nice. Thank you. Even better, it’s a free study.
But instead of showing the coefficient of the model they derived, I would have shown figures 1 & 2 which are riveting to me.

Oh, wow. There it is. The keyboard of my dreams.
Using one of these while on acid does not seem advisable, though.

Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s angry birds under your bed
On your pants and in your head

A big spoonful of silicic acid always did the trick for me. It’s a sort of gel. I keep a bottle of it in the fridge for this purpose, but also for skin burns.

What exactly is “pilk”´?

MorphOS for me, which is API-compatible with AmigaOS up to version 3.1, but really snazzy in comparison, plus more “normal” hardware options.

You used a screwdriver to store 73 kB?

I might completely lose my mind if I had to record the inane drivel my boss is spewing, and train an LLM with it. But if it would rid me of him, I’d still do it.

Let’s call it a five-finger discount. 🖐️

Friends don’t let friends visit Reddit.

🔝⬆️THIS⬆️🔝 To the top with you!

7 is the the type of pen that lasts me the longest. They seem indestructible. All other types disintegrate in my hands after a year or so.

It’s moronic. Currently, decision makers don’t really understand what to do with AI and how it will realistically evolve in the coming 10-20 years. So it’s getting pushed even into environments with 0-error policies, leading to horrible results and any time savings are completely annihilated by the ensuing error corrections and general troubleshooting. But maybe the latter will just gradually be dropped and customers will be told to just “deal with it,” in the true spirit of enshittification.

Good social commentary, but that’s not how a human pelvis looks. Also, I’m skeptical about the number of ribs.

Amiga version