ITT: people don’t understand that it’s and art piece and not for mass production
Not for ass production.
Nope. It will become art when it’s first used for its intended purpose
I’ll take two dildo beers please. Slightly heated.
Makes Molotov cocktails more aerodynamic also.
You can already do this with any bottle. All this did was prohibit them from being set down on flat surfaces.
Vacuum may be an issue, caution is advised.
Please don’t take glass to the beach.
Taking glass to the beach is fine. Leaving it there is a problem.
Perhaps they live in one of those countries where driving on the beach is normal but cleaning up after yourself is not.
It’s the risk of shattering and never getting all the shards cleaned up, I assume
What if I just heated up the sand to 1650°C while I was there?
Yeah that’s fine. I’m mostly concerned about invasive glass.
I hear its the 3rd most invasive thing in the world, behind plants, animals, and the British at the very top.
Wouldn’t that make it the 4th most invasive thing?
The British are animals
Yes I quite agree I mean what’s the point of being treated like sheep. What’s the point of going abroad if you’re just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - “Oh they don’t make it properly here, do they, not like at home” - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney’s Red Barrel and calamari’s and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White’s sun cream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they “overdid it on the first day.”
Our four most invasive, no… amongst our most invasive… Sorry, I’ll come in again.
No one expects?
Without a base, without a trace y’all.
And also it’s glass, so you can relive 1 man 1 jar.
My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up his ass. He shits in a bag now
1 guy 1 bottle
Upgraded to box wine?
(Art by Lakota F Meyer)
That’s kinda wild they weren’t able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).
But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it’s totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.
I kinda wish I didn’t think through this as much as I did
nah. damage to the rectum and anus is what’ll do you. it’s not the loss of colon, it’s the loss of muscle and function.
If he didn’t go to the provider for awhile it likely just turned necrotic and they had to resection his rectum. They tend not to want to go.
goddamn what the fuck did we do to hurt you that bad holy snapping duckshit
Jeeeeez. If you can afford a few weekends with beers, you can afford to buy a dildo. Don’t risk it, folks.
Assuming this was self-inflicted
Because of the incident? Or for fun?
The incident. They have to remove part of the patient’s large intestine then patient has to shit in a bag through a hole in the side of the body, for the rest of their life
Colostomy bags these days have a carbon filter, so they don’t stink up the joint like Trump.
Source: my Mum had one.
yeahhhh those filters aren’t great. they last a day, tops.
He’s so full of shit there’s no technology that can stop it. But I think we can all rejoice in the fact it’s his most loyal supporters that get blessed with this opportunity to literally get shit on on a daily basis, the rest of us just have to deal with the figurative version.
Low fibre, high fructose McShits
That’s cold comfort.
Or maybe, warm squishy comfort.
But you can stick normal bottles in the sand… This is a solution looking for a problem, and I think the person who made it just wants to have one in their ass.
Why would anyone want to stick a beer into hot sand?
What if you’re at the beach and could really do with a warm beer?
blah! this beer is too cold!
The first time I saw this meme I thought it was about how you shouldn’t have glass bottles on the beach. I used to be innocent.
In Japan bringing glass beer to the beach is legal and socially accepted, yet you don’t see shards of glass on the beach because people take home their waste to properly recycle.
North Americans are fascinated by a society that is not assholes.
Are beer cans not legal?
Japan needs to get themselves some bottle kids.
PAIGE, NO !
- It’s not hard to stick a bottle in the sand at the beach anyway, just twist as you press.
- If it’s not concave at the bottom, it doesn’t need the ring of little ridges to sit on the shelf.
- This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.
This bottle does not exist.
This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.
As others have said, this looks like a missile.
Armory corps sell missiles in crates.
Now they have a way to be even more efficient by shipping beer as a goodie besides tools of destruction.
Some would call that a win-win
A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.
To stop it sinking too far into the sand, right? … Right?
The inside of your ass will crack that glass like its a paper cup.
It should be fine until you put your weight on it. We have that documentary about it
Documentary. 😄
Now I want someone to use AI to narrate that video in Morgan Freeman’s voice.Andy Dufresne let that bottle crawl through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to.
Well its not a pickle jar
You must have buns of steel. Unclench every once in a while, sheesh.
but then all my jelly beans will fall out
Now this is power bottoming
Dudes always bragging about their snappers. Smdh
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