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s@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

Tragedy

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s@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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    That might’ve been Anakin’s attempt at psychological redemption. His subtle but brave “reach out” moment his therapist spent years trying to get him to try. And then Han…

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      …shot first.

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        • M137@lemmy.today
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          That’s just the name of the dude from Home Alone.

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    I always like the Robot Chicken version where they actually do sit down for an incredibly awkward dinner.

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    I’m waiting for the Lucas 50th anniversary edition of Empire where Vader shoots first.

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      How exactly would Han survive that?

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        they’re speed holes. they make the plot go faster

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        Vader wasn’t taught to use guns on account of how uncivilized they are.

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    What meal? I just see glasses of water and empty plates

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      Vader is clearly trying to decide what to order on the menu.

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      You don’t serve the food before people are seated you uncouth lout!

      Who has two thumbs and didn’t go to finishing school? This guy!

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    Nobody compliments the meal.

    He’s got hurt feelings. He’s got hurt feelings.

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      Tears of a rapper sith

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    Vader had intended to tell Luke about his parentage over a nice merlot, buuuuuut no.

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    Han shot first, again!

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      Han is the only one who shoots again.

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      Boring conversion anyway.

  • underscores@lemmy.zip
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    would be more accurate if it was hamburgers and fries

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    Didn’t he also invite his kids?

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      Anakin, are the younglings here in the room with us right now?

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        No he killed at Younglings.

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        I meant Leia and Luke.

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          I meant the ghosts that haunt him!

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    Vader cooked a meal bullshit. It’s all the cooks and wait staff working for Lando Caleissian that made that food. Han shooting up the place means they get to eat it, lol

    Probably the last thing they get to do before londo calls for cloud city to be evacuated

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    he’s allergic to not meat. look at all that space kale.

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