You’re gonna eat the dildo?
You’re gonna eat the dildo?


cock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud


Damn, you saw this first.


That first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?
Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.
Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.
If they had gotten the same actor who played the college football player, that would have made it better. They made a call back to the sketch in one of the East-West Bowl sketches where a player is named AY AY RON.
Pretty much one of the best sketches they did.
If one of you’ll says some silly ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath.
I genuinely want to know the search query that gave this.


Okay, but how far back does this go? It can’t really be that all games in existence that ran on Windows is being counted. Is it?
She killed those puppies.


I don’t know what that is.


Rufus would probably tell you there is no such thing as Rufus.
It’s not literally a cradle of filth?
The sex appeal of # Kate Winslet.


THAT SONG IS ABOUT SEX
I still don’t understand it after all these years.