At this point, looking at this vehicle with your naked eyes is bound to cause damage.

So would Sonic give someone rings to purchase stocks?

Still, don’t like that the name is shared.

Fuck Lovecraft.

Anyways, I started reading The Light Fantastic and I spotted a parody called “Necrotelicomnicon” which is described of pages made of lizard skin.

I like to point to Idiocracy (a movie you couldn’t make today but I saw for the first time in 2024; I think it was good) which Crocs are used as shoes for the future because they were not widely available and the costume designer said “There’s no way people will wear them.”

I stand vindicated that Crocs are idiotic.

I’m pretty sure this is in response to a recent California bill that forces digital storefronts to disclose if it is a license you are getting. Otherwise the storefront is not allowed to use words like “buy” or “purchase”.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/9/26/24254922/california-digital-purchase-disclosure-law-ab-2426

I once got a wrong text from someone identifying themselves as a person named Sky. I proceeded to try to act like I thought they were Sky Tate from Power Rangers S.P.D.

The whole meme and the title are references to “Sugar We’re Goin Down” by Fall Out Boy.

The chorus: 🎵 We’re going down, down in an earlier round/And sugar, we’re going down swinging/ I’ll be your number one with a bullet/ A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it🎵

I knew one teacher that would drink one Code Red a day.

Another was addicted to Diet Coke. They stopped class to have someone deliver a case of it. They wouldn’t continue the lesson (it was an elementary school class in the computer lab) or let anyone touch the computers while they waited.

Aah… I didn’t notice that. But of course I wanted people to see the name as well.

This is from Low Quality Facts. https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts

Loved this game as a kid.

That explains why. throws hands up https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/IP_13_196

Didn’t the EU force Microsoft to show third-party alternatives to Internet Explorer like a decade ago? I feel like this is the same thing.

How to speed run your entire user base into hating you.

Don’t you dare disrespect Hologram Janeway! /s

But please don’t.

EDIT: Just to be clear my tone is the sarcasm.

Okay, but what did a HOLOGRAM have this knowledge?

As long as we can still go to The Restaurant the End of the Universe, I’m cool with that.

Then why did a hologram of Janeway tell a bunch of kids she once was a salamander?