“Hey girls, I know mum died, but I’m going to risk my life flying a rocket to the moon so there’s a significant chance I won’t make it back and you two will have to figure shit out on your own. Bye, daddy’s gotta go, if I make it there I’ll name something after you or something. I left some cash on the table, don’t spend it all on pizza or meth, see ya! Well, maybe hahaha”
Man attempting to raise 2 daughters escapes to outer space
He fucked off further than anyone has ever fucked off before.
What a fool, there are no cigarettes on the moon!
I also choose this guy’s moon crater.
Absolute Gigachad!
sorry i am too uneducated:
can someone explain what the meme is here?
Text + Picture = Meme
I think the meme-ness here is shaky, but I for one will allow it.
Not to be a dick…but imagine a mother putting her two kids who have already lost their dad at a serious risk of becoming orphans
I don’t think it’s that likely surely it’s less risky than driving?
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