Russia is not communist, though?

TIL that Jesus was 4ft tall.

I know the police cause you trouble,
They cause trouble everywhere,
But when you die and go to Heaven,
You’ll find no policemen there.

– Woodie Guthrie, ca. 1944

Freedom Flaps

The only thing using POV correctly anymore is porn.

Cars in 1999 did not have bench seats. Maybe 35 years ago.

Pick that up!

FOR KARL!!!

I work in an office, that’s the bare minimum here.

Hiring me has many benefits!

• does work
• shows up
• takes average amount of toilet brakes
• rarely breaks things
• fucks up only on accident

THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER “BENEFITS” FUCKING SOUND!!

We have our moments.

That was the joke :(

Pretty sure parsecs measure time.

That is accurate. I’ve done extensive research.

My bum fuck town of half a million people has two of those. It’s not uncommon.

Not for jokes, though.

That’s not transmutation, that’s hamomancy.

5am.

Laughs in German.

My phone recognises touch inputs I do with my knuckles. Knock for screenshot, knock with two knuckles for screen record, and draw an S shape with my knuckle to start a scroll shot.

Those are Wargs.